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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created oleh me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight berkata "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy berkata "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

pelangi Dash berkata "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie berkata "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and berkata "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle berkata "This cake should be much better than your sebelumnya cake."

Mr. Cake nervously berkata "I'm sorry about selling anda a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack berkata "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and berkata "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "It seems like anda arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike berkata "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased oleh Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He berkata "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker berkata "This is lebih than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord berkata "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Welcome Discord. I hope that anda enjoy your birthday party."

Discord berkata "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as anda didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and berkata "It's nice."

Fluttershy berkata "Thank goodness."

Discord berkata "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "What are anda talking about?"

Discord berkata "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord berkata "Because I cinta chaos. anda wouldn't understand. Ponies like anda take away the fun in life oleh being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord berkata "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised oleh the ponies and Discord, but he was amused oleh it. The Joker berkata "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "But I didn't hire a clown. Did anda hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie berkata "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker berkata "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and berkata "I'm Discord. I cinta chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker berkata "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord berkata "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and berkata "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and berkata "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She berkata "Why did anda call me that?"

The Joker berkata "I'm sorry to confuse anda Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and berkata "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to pelangi Dash and berkata "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker berkata "Rarity anda remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity berkata "Why?"

The Joker berkata "Because anda both think that you're better looking than anda actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker berkata "It seems like anda forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike berkata "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and berkata "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and berkata "I cinta this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker berkata "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and berkata "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for anda ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and berkata "I want anda 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make anda disappear."

Rarity angrily berkata "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack berkata "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie berkata "Are anda going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker berkata "Actually I'm going to take anda with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Why would anda sell us?"

The Joker berkata "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However anda will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously berkata "Are anda actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker berkata "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He berkata "Can anda at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and berkata "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily berkata "Then I must stop anda Joker."

The Joker berkata "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to meninju, pukulan the Joker, but he missed. Discord berkata "Can anda stay put so I can meninju, pukulan you?"

The Joker berkata "I would cinta to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord berkata "You hurt me."

The Joker berkata "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord berkata "It appears that anda can't take away the ponies now anda weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily berkata "I demand anda to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and berkata "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker berkata "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord berkata "It seems like I'll have to defeat anda in a lebih simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at anda ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Thank anda for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought anda were."

Discord berkata "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack berkata "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity berkata "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and berkata "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and berkata "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have anda here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, pelangi Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) anda can call me "anything anda want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but anda could call me "anything anda want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: anda should have some to keep anda awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: anda stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. anda need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are anda going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten menit until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse anda do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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pelangi Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was lebih like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To pelangi Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Me, and pelangi Dash found my scooter. It was stolen oleh some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go halaman awal Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... anda know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're pelangi Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of pelangi Dash, do anda remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and pelangi Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why anda shouldn't eat cupcake on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked oleh some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do anda mean anda don't know? What caused anda to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are anda going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorit duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorit one in my selanjutnya article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and pelangi Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got pelangi Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, pelangi Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I menyeberang, salib the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just selanjutnya to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt tampil Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B oleh the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go lebih into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are anda talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll pindah his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit anda could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen menit away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, anda may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, anda need to improve your performance. Especially anda Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. anda maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. anda don't pass the ball to your teammates, anda caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if anda dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like menulis some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered oleh wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lebih swearing than last time (And it'll be lebih intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls coklat kekuningan over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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