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Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the batman franchise are not owned and created oleh me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight berkata "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy berkata "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

pelangi Dash berkata "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie berkata "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and berkata "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle berkata "This cake should be much better than your sebelumnya cake."

Mr. Cake nervously berkata "I'm sorry about selling anda a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack berkata "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and berkata "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "It seems like anda arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike berkata "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased oleh Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He berkata "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker berkata "This is lebih than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord berkata "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Welcome Discord. I hope that anda enjoy your birthday party."

Discord berkata "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as anda didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and berkata "It's nice."

Fluttershy berkata "Thank goodness."

Discord berkata "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "What are anda talking about?"

Discord berkata "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord berkata "Because I cinta chaos. anda wouldn't understand. Ponies like anda take away the fun in life oleh being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord berkata "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised oleh the ponies and Discord, but he was amused oleh it. The Joker berkata "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "But I didn't hire a clown. Did anda hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie berkata "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker berkata "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and berkata "I'm Discord. I cinta chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker berkata "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord berkata "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and berkata "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and berkata "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She berkata "Why did anda call me that?"

The Joker berkata "I'm sorry to confuse anda Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and berkata "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to pelangi Dash and berkata "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker berkata "Rarity anda remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity berkata "Why?"

The Joker berkata "Because anda both think that you're better looking than anda actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker berkata "It seems like anda forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike berkata "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and berkata "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and berkata "I cinta this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker berkata "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and berkata "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for anda ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and berkata "I want anda 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make anda disappear."

Rarity angrily berkata "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack berkata "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie berkata "Are anda going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker berkata "Actually I'm going to take anda with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Why would anda sell us?"

The Joker berkata "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However anda will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously berkata "Are anda actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker berkata "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He berkata "Can anda at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and berkata "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily berkata "Then I must stop anda Joker."

The Joker berkata "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to meninju, pukulan the Joker, but he missed. Discord berkata "Can anda stay put so I can meninju, pukulan you?"

The Joker berkata "I would cinta to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord berkata "You hurt me."

The Joker berkata "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord berkata "It appears that anda can't take away the ponies now anda weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily berkata "I demand anda to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and berkata "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker berkata "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord berkata "It seems like I'll have to defeat anda in a lebih simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at anda ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Thank anda for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought anda were."

Discord berkata "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack berkata "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity berkata "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and berkata "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and berkata "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: hey isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want anda in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did anda do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my tempat tidur room window....
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It was a regular hari in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What anda might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would anda like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell anda what. anda make this perahu go faster, and I'll pay anda for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no api dash: series D; im jantung broken as im menulis this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if anda ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a ski resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed oleh here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: atau not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello anda two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: anda need all the help anda can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a daftar with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills anda three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do anda have for me?
S: Glad anda asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A misil, rudal shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy anda two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. anda just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. pelangi Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke pelangi Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are anda from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So anda created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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30 menit later, The Mane six were all sitting in a lingkaran at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the apel, apple farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious hari in Ponyville. Twilight was membaca some books, pelangi Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the rumput meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat selanjutnya to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and friends wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

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We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are anda sure about this?
Discord: I have a senapan of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope anda know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: anda got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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oleh the time me & pelangi Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few lebih things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* hey STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....
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