my little pony friendship is magic Article: Yo Mama jokes: My Little pony style

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posted by mariofan14

I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started menulis this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope anda guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a hari for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought pelangi Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth dinding to get away from her!

-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!

-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Frozen North with her farts!

-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks oleh putting her fat pantat, keledai on a diet!

Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this artikel if anda want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Spike)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits selanjutnya to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Applejack)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 5: labah-labah, laba-laba Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantasi #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe labah-labah, laba-laba Man?

Applejack: labah-labah, laba-laba Man?

Me: labah-labah, laba-laba Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained labah-labah, laba-laba senses and super strength when he was bitten oleh a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Twilight Sparkle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: anda don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can anda tell me lebih about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our tampil where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, atau played as characters in skits. For instance, pelangi Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her toko after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe berkata that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were selanjutnya to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that anda did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need anda to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once anda return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what anda did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did anda do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know anda didn't, but anda need to be lebih careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of lebih repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hey everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are anda doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would anda tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest bintang Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...

papillon Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement

papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on puncak, atas of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet apel, apel, apple Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe anda can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what anda ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of anda in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest bintang Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. atau to be lebih specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...