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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little pony is owned oleh Hasbro and created oleh Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that anda enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect binatang that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake berkata "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord berkata "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need anda to have 50 of your nicest cakes made oleh tomorrow."

Mr. Cake berkata "Are anda serious?"

Discord berkata "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord berkata "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake berkata "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready oleh tomorrow. Are anda sure anda have enough money?"

Discord berkata "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich berkata "Excuse me."

Discord berkata "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich berkata "Indeed anda can. I need your help."

Discord berkata "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich berkata "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord berkata "Well what do anda want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich berkata "I want anda to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the binatang into savages atau something."

Discord berkata "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich berkata "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord berkata "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich berkata "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord berkata "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich berkata "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got halaman awal he sat around thinking about what he should do. He berkata "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The selanjutnya hari Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle berkata "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord berkata "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the binatang into savage antagonists. Discord berkata "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever anda want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The binatang attacked the ponies.

Rarity berkata "Savages."

The mayor berkata "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich berkata "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight berkata "I can't believe anda did this anda trader."

Discord berkata "Oh be quiet anda friendship fool."

Fluttershy berkata "What have anda done?"

Discord berkata "Don't worry."

Fluttershy berkata "If anda don't turn the binatang back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and berkata "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich berkata "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord berkata "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the binatang back to normal. Discord used his power to make malaikat Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich berkata "If anda get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn malaikat back to normal.

Pinkie Pie berkata "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake berkata "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord berkata "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He berkata "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight berkata "I hope that anda learned something."

Discord berkata "I have learned something: Fluttershy is lebih important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight berkata "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The selanjutnya hari Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake berkata "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich berkata "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, anda go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: anda got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the perahu with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, anda go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of anda on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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posted by Canada24
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.

"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would anda feel about being the selanjutnya captain?" Celestia asked.

".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.

"As anda may atau may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter anda are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.

"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.

"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me tampil anda to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is it
This is it
The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other pony is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air oleh that derek, crane in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are anda studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] anda planning on being a professor atau something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case cracker returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job anda three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would anda like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No lebih cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. selanjutnya day, Gordon was sleeping when Case cracker walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed oleh any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: anda know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, atau terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. anda don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here oleh train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pony 36: I'll notify him, and anda must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with jeruk, orange hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a pisau like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock dinding behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your hari to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will anda ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded oleh huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how anda keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed oleh the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do anda want from me?
Trixie:I want anda to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But anda can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now anda are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is lebih weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't anda dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are anda going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with anda again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need anda anymore.You know what?I didn't needed anda at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am oleh your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*