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13th May.
jam 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will pindah on for defence. But anda won't do it. I will send anda to Russia. I want anda to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust anda gents. pindah out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
jam 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are anda on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just pindah up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on anda *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a menggerutu, jalang have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take anda back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
13th May.
jam 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will pindah on for defence. But anda won't do it. I will send anda to Russia. I want anda to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust anda gents. pindah out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
jam 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are anda on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just pindah up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on anda *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a menggerutu, jalang have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take anda back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tampil up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tampil up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Arthur Grossman
Rainbow Dash's car
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her lebih like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for lebih of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw film (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her lebih like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for lebih of my latest story..
