Fluttershy: All servants of queen Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, anda have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure anda can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: anda mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that anda DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those friends as anda know them are not here
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, anda have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure anda can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: anda mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that anda DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those friends as anda know them are not here
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE jerami, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE jerami, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot oleh a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot oleh a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED