my little pony friendship is magic Article: Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting selanjutnya to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell anda the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working.
Julia: That's all?
Tim: Andy thought the pony had something illegal on him. It's all over now. What can anda do?

Blue Fedora was sleeping, even though the sun was up.

Aqua Marine: *Shaking Blue Fedora's body* Wake up!!
Blue Fedora: Ugh. *Awake* What time is it?
Aqua Marine: Ten AM. We overslept! It's time to get lebih guns!
Blue Fedora: Okay, let's go.
Aqua Marine: What are anda waiting for? Use your magic!
Blue Fedora: I'm working on it! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine into a military base. The area they're in is where they store the guns* Quick, get as much as anda can.
Aqua Marine: *Putting Assault Rifles, and a machine gun into a brown duffel bag*
Blue Fedora: All right, let's go! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine out of the base, and into a parking lot*
Aqua Marine: We made it. I don't think anypony noticed us.
Blue Fedora: That's great. Now we just need to find a car.
Aqua: *Points to a Pontiac GTO* Let's take that one.

Blue Fedora: *Runs to the car, unlocking it's doors with his magic, and gets inside with Aqua*
Aqua Marine: Let's go! *Puts the bag on the floor in front of her*
Blue: *Uses magic to start the car, and drives away as fast as he can*

Song: link

A state trooper spotted Blue, and Aqua in the GTO, and started chasing them.

Aqua: Oh great. We already picked up a copper!
Blue: It's okay. Let's go through Gran Turismo. He won't chase us through there. It's out of his jurisdiction.
Aqua: That only works with the Canterlot Highway Patrol. That cop is a Neigh Jersey State Trooper!
Blue: Let's try losing him in Gran Turismo anyway. The streets are crowded enough.

Will Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine escape? Find out in the epic conclusion coming tomorrow.

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puncak, atas ten characters who USE to be relatable:

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked oleh me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no lebih than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...

MLP:Fim Pictures

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? anda do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm lebih used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: anda know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...

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On The Block Episode 24 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing selanjutnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands selanjutnya to...

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Tribe's funhouse remake, Part 3

posted by Canada24

As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...

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puncak, atas five Worst friends... (sense friendship is the theme of the show).

posted by Canada24

1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes lebih and lebih villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..

2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight 2

posted by bluethunder25

Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...

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Project Nexus ACT 2 Part 1 "The Boy She Gave Me..."

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no lebih place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good pony inside...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: anda interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. anda know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and pindah right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the bulan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and gigi jentera, sproket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. anda three wait here. If he runs, anda can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits selanjutnya to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam's car

The selanjutnya day, Gordon, and Case cracker went to Sam's house in Gordon's mobil tertutup berpintu dua, coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have anda ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I cinta this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told anda yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and gigi jentera, sproket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to gabung us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...

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Saten Twist S2E3

posted by Canada24

(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best anda can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast food restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones anda don't like..

Trixie: No.. I cinta them, and save...

Nick Rants: DCCU

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If anda couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the film fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are anda f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 menit ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here anda complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I cinta to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about lebih things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe anda have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Okay everypony, anda know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our selanjutnya episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apel, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tampil up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

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On The Block Episode 20 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...

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cupcake spoof 2... PART 8

posted by Canada24

This scene and the selanjutnya scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..

Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One lebih meninju, pukulan will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... Part 7

posted by Canada24

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why anda still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I berkata was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But anda lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... anda guys ruined everything!... Everything...

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Symbiosis (Preview, Contains light Swearing and light Gore)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel oleh “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...