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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one lebih job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the serigala pack. Those sluts mencuri all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if anda can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And detik will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out and leave mark there. I printed anda skull stickers. anda have about one hour. anda need only two guys to be honest. Now - tick tock better get your faces there ponies.

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serigala Pack Warehouse #4
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Damien - *opens window*
Joel - *gets in thru broken rooftop*
Damien - 3 guys here...
Joel - none detik floor.
Damien - There is only three total... Let's go *runs to metal doors and takes out drill* drill baby drill *turns around*
Joel - *slowly open doors* hello there little anak anjing, anjing *takes out silenced glock and shoots dog* pet down waiting for anda at truck.
Damien - yea yea *keep drilling the lock* there anda go *opens doors* yo I see the computer.
FI - connect USB I gave anda and let me do the magic.
Damien - Speed up dude if they see me there gonna be a bloodshed.
FI - Almooooost.... Done go go go
Damien - *takes USB and leaves thru window*


FI - Good job guys now they should be scared of us. We should be called Ghost Gang for that action.

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22:40
Docks
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Damien - Shit it's cold dude.
Joel - Yeah.
Jackson - Hm... Where they are not here yet.
Jeremy - Maybe they got captured oleh police.
FI - I don't think so. Shit I smell a set up.
Damien - I don't like it...
Jeremy - Yeah Like We a- *get shot*
SWAT - This is EPD hold your hands up!
Damien - Shit SWAT Team!
Jackson - Jeremy! Jeremy shit!!
FI - Oh fuck this car - I got fresh info this car have our money we got set up they got our contact! Hit into the car take money and princess and get the fuck away from there!
Joel - *opens car trunk* yep there it is *takes bag* let's go!
Jackson - What about Jeremy!
Damien - He got shot in the fuckin head dumbass let's go! *pulls Jackson*
FI - OK guys I gonna prepare some run away for anda get ready.
Driver - Alright boys can will be there in about 5 menit hang tight.
Twilight - *cries*
Damien - It's your fault this guy died... And it's your fault all those police guys gonna die *reloads AK*
Joel - Don't get cocky.
FI - Heavy Armored... Oh shit they send all type of units. Cloackers, Snipers, Tazers and even Army Ponies.
Damien - Shit.....
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5 menit of hard fight
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Damien - Will get that anda fucking trash *shoots lebih police*
Jackson - Fuuck it hurt...
Joel - Jackson got shot where is the van!
Driver - Behind anda lad!
FI - Get her into the van. Driver try to avoid roadblocks.
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23 menit of driving
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Jackson - Shiit... It hurts guys...
Damien - Don't be a pussy.
*car crashes*
Joel - Everyone alright!
Damien - Driver is dead... Holy shit Jackson got skull crusher!
Joel - It's me and anda now partner!
FI - Fucking driver. Can't keep his work right... Locating anda wait.
Joel - No police let's run when we can!
Twilight - Stop it please! No lebih Ponies die!
Damien - Shut the fuck up! *pushes Twilight*
FI - Heli is around they will take anda out of there don't worry guys keep it cool!
Damien - Easy said...
Joel - Fuck dude.... *wears off mask*
Damien - Put the mask on anda idiot Police is trailing us!
Joel - *vomits to lake* W-Wait dude... I can't handle the situation...
FI - Pilot is there anda see him, get to the heli and fly the fuck away from there boys.

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Safehous
02:40
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Damien - I can't belive it...
Joel - God... DAMNIT...
FI - It's OK guys anda escaped the se-up. People saw anda in action I will get anda some people to help. Hang tight for now and don't peak out. We are in deeper shit. We can get death row of they gonna get us.




TBC
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: anda wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's ular berbisa, viper
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do anda enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do anda think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real kutipan oleh me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell anda the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong hari mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd anda do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money lebih then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting anda be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did anda do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. anda changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of anda already know, I've diberikan lebih than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight berkata to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand oleh my opinion that she was out of line when she berkata that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did anda get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The selanjutnya episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this artikel is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and anda get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told anda that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorit duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorit one in my selanjutnya article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and pelangi Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got pelangi Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, pelangi Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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