my little pony friendship is magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Just outside of the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury

Jim: *In an alleyway, examining the weapons* anda three did really well.
Gordon: Thank anda sir.
Sam: Thanks.
Case Cracker: Took out a few of them too.
Jim: Alright. Good work. *Walks away*
Sam: Now, here's a job I want anda to do for me. There's a nice Lightningbird I really want somewhere in the Fillmore District. The l bird that I want is white, with black wheels. Make sure the owner of the car doesn't catch you, because he's really crazy.
Gordon: How crazy?
Sam: Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Case Cracker: Ok then.
Sam: Good luck. Take one car to get there.
Gordon: Wanna use mine?
Case Cracker: Sure, anda could pay for the gas too.

While they got in Gordon's car, Gordon thought about what Sam said.

Sam: *In Gordon's mind* Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Gordon: Case, did anda ever hear about the tampil Taxi? With Danny Devito, and Christopher Lloyd?
Case Cracker: Yeah, didn't watch it much though.
Gordon: *Enters the Fillmore District* Look for a Wrestler with black wheels. *Drives while looking for the car*
Case Cracker: We ain't lookin' for a Wrestler man.
Gordon: Shit, I forgot. We're looking for a Lightningbird. *Turns left* It should be here somewhere.
Case Cracker: There it is.
Gordon: *Stops* Alright buddy, good luck.
Case Cracker: *Gets out and attempts to pick the car's lock*
Black Pony: Hey! What are anda doin' to my car?!
Gordon: I'll distract him! *Drives away*
Black Pony: *Running after Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Turns around*
Black Pony: *On the street* Yeah, anda better come back nigga. Get yo pantat, keledai back here!
Gordon: *Runs over the black pony*
Case Cracker: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Gordon: *Backs up so he can talk to Case Cracker* Got it?
Case Cracker: Yeah man, get going.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Follows*

They arrived at Sam's place

Case Cracker: *Stops the car in front of Sam's house*
Gordon: *Stops behind Case Cracker*
Sam: *Walks out of his house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car*
Sam: *Sees Case Cracker* Nice work.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. How much do we get for this?
Sam: Here's twelve grand for the both of you.
Case Cracker: *Takes the $24,000, and gives Gordon his half* Might hit this at the bar later.
Sam: Can I go with you?
Gordon: I'd like to gabung anda too.
Case Cracker: Yeah, definitely.
Gordon: Awesome.
Sam: We'll all go in Gordon's Wrestler. This may be a two door muscle car, but it's got four seats.
Gordon: Sit in the back.
Sam: Okay. *Gets in the back*
Case Cracker: *Sits down selanjutnya to Gordon*
Gordon: *Drives for the bar*

2 B Continued

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV tampil they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tampil wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the hari anda crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

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MLP Theory/Creepypasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of warna for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank anda everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a gunung berapi erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like jepang has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

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My Little pony fan Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... anda came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here anda sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, anda shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two atau three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia cokelat Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta tampil this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time anda ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* anda have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent sepakbola coach.
Saten: No problem.. I cinta little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorit moments is found on my profil pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pir instead of apple.
Choosing death if an jeruk, orange atau a pisang were her only food opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apel, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her desain is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly warna but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the daftar goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more atau less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having anda help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for anda to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot selanjutnya week! Which means she must have these outfits oleh hari after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... anda lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited oleh his parents, and after they meet his detik girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know lebih about her boyfriend Blazin' oleh inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the meja has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be friends with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a aman, brankas house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she berkata call her twiliey for short if anda want the selanjutnya hari we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight berkata she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i berkata
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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acak Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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pelangi Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her oleh thinking she was a ghost. pelangi Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are anda dreaming about the time anda thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope anda don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure anda don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the buku I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because anda know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV tampil called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have anda ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, anda are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, atau evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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The detik Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help anda with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do anda mean oleh that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did anda ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did anda ever realize that the reason they laugh at anda is because of what anda do?
Clown: What are anda talking about?
Bob: They way anda dress, what anda do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

oleh 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of musik was formed.

link

With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of musik created oleh some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of musik would soon lead to another new form of...