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real kutipan oleh me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies oleh an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"


"Having re read cupcake currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But oleh the narrations"


"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"


"I hate hearing my own voice"


"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired oleh the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can anda get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss anda off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! anda have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm membaca your stupid story". If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"


"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"


"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."


"A humor themed personality kuis called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"


"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the sumber of the noise"


"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they berkata they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did anda expect him to do!? Idiots!"


"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I tampil how things COULD of gone"


"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"


"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"


"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of oleh now"


"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"


"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my daftar of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"


"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"


"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"


"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"


"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and anda refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"


"Your die and anda will LIKE IT!!"


"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the pelangi magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. akting innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have anda got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that anda found her. Have anda stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with anda Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would anda like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the bagasi, batang of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if anda don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens bagasi, batang door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, anda got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. anda have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia cokelat Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta tampil this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Mike
Mike
As mentioned in the sebelumnya part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned oleh CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salad Bowl Express,...
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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time anda ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* anda have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent sepakbola coach.
Saten: No problem.. I cinta little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorit moments is found on my profil pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pir instead of apple.
Choosing death if an jeruk, orange atau a pisang were her only food opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apel, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having anda help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for anda to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot selanjutnya week! Which means she must have these outfits oleh hari after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... anda lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Enjoy staring at a picture of Applejack, sticking apples into her nose.
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, anda don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. anda gotta make sure...
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This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be lebih not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are anda a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad anda didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank anda for your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on dipan, sofa membaca newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't anda tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked anda if we were going out to dinner, and anda were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured anda wanted to go.
Emily: What gave anda that idea?
Bob: I thought anda were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...
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posted by alinah_09
Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which anda probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not hapus them since all that menulis would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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posted by Canada24
I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even lebih reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one oleh one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....
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