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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi pony 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, atau after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet.
Car Rental Pony: How about this '58 Impala? The first of it's kind.
Karl: How much does it cost?
Car Rental Pony: $300 dollars, and each mile anda drive this thing will cost anda ten cents.
Karl: Got anything cheaper?
Car Rental Pony: Ford Fairlane, 1957. $250 now, plus ten cents every mile anda drive.
 Karl's going to rent this
Karl's going to rent this

Karl: I'll take it.
Car Rental Pony: *Gives Karl the keys* And remember, if anda get any damage on this car, it'll cost anda extra.
Karl: I have no intention to damage this machine. *Gets into the car*
Car Rental Pony: hey wait a second.
Karl: *Starts the car, and drives away*
Car Rental: anda didn't give me your name atau address! How am I supposed to charge anda if I don't know this information?! anda didn't even give me the $250 for crying out loud!

Back with Tom

Tom: *Floors it passing a red traffic light*
Ponies: *Stop driving their cars, honking their horns in the process*
Pony: What's the matter with anda man?
Tom: Look, I need to get to Seattle for an important business meeting, and you're making me go the wrong way! *Turns onto Melrose Avenue, and stops at the Blue selai Cafe* Here we are.
Pony: This isn't it. I meant the one on Ventura Boulevard.
Tom: Why didn't anda tell me before?!?
Pony: I forgot.
Tom: Uugh!! *Makes a U turn, nearly hitting a few cars*
Pony: You're going to get us in trouble if anda keep this up.
Tom: I told anda to shut up!

Pierce, and Bob were now in a place called Santa Clarita. Pierce, and Bob drove their cars selanjutnya to each other.

Pierce: *Looks at the road, then glances at Bob* I'm keeping my eye on you. *Looks back at the road* You're not getting to Seattle before me.
Bob: *Staring at Pierce* You're gonna talk about me in your car so I can't hear, huh? Okay, I'll play your game. I'll stoop down to your level. Your tin can that anda call a car will break down sooner, atau later. I will get to Seattle before anyone else does. *Looks back at the road* How do anda like that?

2 B Continued
ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? anda just decided to skip our makan malam without telling me? Are anda aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for anda at a meja with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want anda to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! anda still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if anda want to give me a detik chance atau not. Starlight had to choose between anda and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and lemon Heart. Offended oleh Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his lebih serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If anda upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I berkata no magic. anda were supposed to do it oleh hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if anda hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make lebih sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little pony is owned oleh Hasbro and created oleh Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that anda enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect binatang that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake berkata "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord berkata "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground oleh eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell anda that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell anda all. As anda may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope anda enjoy this one. Thanks for membaca this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great hari in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some food for herself and her animal friends in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't pindah out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - anda sure anda killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? hey my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - anda guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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acak dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artikel of acak Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorit party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artikel interlocks with the sebelumnya one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the selanjutnya few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth dinding breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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