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posted by Seanthehedgehog
pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy anda really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn.

Mercury: Well done anda two. anda made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's aman, brankas for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are anda paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the selanjutnya skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

Part 5 will be coming soon
posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her judul as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my friends to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in cinta with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some buku in her new huge perpustakaan in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as zaitun
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do anda expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tampil wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the hari anda crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of warna for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank anda everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a gunung berapi erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like jepang has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...
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So... anda came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here anda sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, anda shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two atau three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia cokelat Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta tampil this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time anda ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* anda have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent sepakbola coach.
Saten: No problem.. I cinta little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorit moments is found on my profil pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pir instead of apple.
Choosing death if an jeruk, orange atau a pisang were her only food opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apel, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her desain is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly warna but they're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the daftar goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin' Blue is getting visited oleh his parents, and after they meet his detik girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know lebih about her boyfriend Blazin' oleh inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the meja has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be friends with him, he...
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its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a aman, brankas house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she berkata call her twiliey for short if anda want the selanjutnya hari we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight berkata she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i berkata
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her oleh thinking she was a ghost. pelangi Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are anda dreaming about the time anda thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope anda don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure anda don't get...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the buku I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because anda know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV tampil called M*A*S*H, at least...
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oleh 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of musik was formed.

link

With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of musik created oleh some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of musik would soon lead to another new form of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If anda give me your room key, I can get the mail for anda when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only pony in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto anda Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...
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posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One hari in the castle, queen Coco stroberi was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the anak kuda, foal after she was born and berkata for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in oleh a nice family. Her mother was permen Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
added by AquaMarine6663