I drove to Sweet apel, apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running oleh the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are anda doing? *Gets out of his car* Will anda get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did anda get that car?
Scootaloo: Did anda make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy anda were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt anda three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.

Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.

Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, anda two seem intelligent. Do anda know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that anda have one.

No one has ever berkata that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked oleh this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.

Sean: Do they always bully anda three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do anda say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet apel, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet apel, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*

Later at Sweet apel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Making apel, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making apel, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, anda look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are anda talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, anda must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks to young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do anda say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apel, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apel, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.

I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apel, apple pie, and apel, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I berkata that to Applejack.

Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have anda met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?

2 B Continued