Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first hari of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first hari of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst hari of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat selanjutnya to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw anda sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the selanjutnya part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first hari of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first hari of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mean Equestria Girls
Starring everyone as theirselves.
Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*
It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.
Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst hari of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
After lunch, Twilight sat selanjutnya to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.
Applejack: I saw anda sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
One boring story later
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
The End
On the selanjutnya part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE jerami, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE jerami, hay IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. anda can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot oleh a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who anda calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot oleh a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a awan of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a awan of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.