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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.

Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, anda don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay anda $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a menit Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: anda ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years atau so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when anda first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then anda barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*

While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.

Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up oleh their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the pony inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* anda berkata that anda had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy lebih land for our fort from a group of Indians.

Just then, the two soldiers returned.

Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good laporan for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the terompet poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's The Movie Studio
When we arrive, we soon get spotted oleh a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and pelangi Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would tampil up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way pelangi Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash berkata standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean anda can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That anda wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...
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posted by applejackrocks
Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: anda see my dear, I need pony energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That pelangi pony there (points at RD) ill take that shy pony thats behind that pohon (points at FS) ill take that fainted pony (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna gabung the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how anda guys have been akting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for akting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and lebih people.I hope anda all read this.Please komentar below if anda like.
posted by shadirby
I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.                            
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much lebih pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged puncak, atas of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...
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posted by AquoMoon
Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the kastil, castle floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once anda steped in this kastil, castle anda lost parts of your memory." berkata the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my friends and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in kastil, castle Oblivion if anda want to get out youmust reach the puncak, atas floor of the castle," berkata the stallion. "here a card anda may use it to get through the door once anda enter anda may not turn back anda have to find the other door to get outof the room, do anda understand?"...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Go Fluttershy! anda can do it :D
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my little pony friendship is magic
After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. selanjutnya morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: anda excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk &...
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posted by karinabrony
Princess Celestia was in the horizon, and I bowed. "Thank anda so much, anda have defeated King Sombra." She said. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she has been using Shining Armor, and he has fallen under her spell." Celestia said. "We must go help." I said. The mane 6 nodded and we took the train to Canterlot.

I looked at the changelings. "How will we make them go away?" I asked. "We need to put them somewhere..." Rarity asked. "How about a house?" I suggested. "Right. We need one that has been abandoned." Twilight said. We membagi, split up to search. A while later, applejack met up with us and said,...
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posted by karinabrony
 Read! anda have to, it says so in the book!
Read! You have to, it says so in the book!
Dear Journal,

Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on bintang Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, pelangi Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has pelangi Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a membaca lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! anda have to, it says so in the book!

~ Twilight Sparkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very annoying for James to walk back to his house shortly after going to the steel mill, but it would be worth it to spend lebih time with his family. He normally got back halaman awal from work at 7 PM, now he had the whole hari off, and would get back before 7.

James: *Walks back in house*
Martha: Oh James. What are anda doing back so early?
James: They closed down the mill, and won't let anypony in.
Martha: Seriously?
James: Yes. I even heard one of the workers saying they would make a wire fence, and put snipers on towers.
Martha: Who's crazy idea was that?
James: My boss, Henry Frick.
Martha: More...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your hari go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did anda do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And anda have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did anda do?
Toby: I told...
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posted by karinabrony
 OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
Dear Journal,

The other hari was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do anda guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!

~ pelangi Dash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's rental car
Con's rental car
Con went to Hawaii as he was told. He rented a car created oleh Flim, and went to a hotel.

Con: *Parks car* Hmm, *Sees another car, and walks into hotel*
Lasala: *Walks past*
Con: *Goes to information desk* Hello.
Desk clerk: Hi.
Con: I'm returning from a visit to a friend of mine, but I forgot my room number.
Desk Clerk: Oh, I don't think I can help you, sorry.
Con: Alrighty then, I'll be right back. *walks to entrance* *Stands oleh entrance*
Rich pony: Excuse me.
Con: *Ignores rich pony*
Rich Pony: Hey, dumbass.
Con: What?
Rich Pony: Park my sportscar for me, will you? *Throws keys at Con*
Con: *Catches...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris

Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do anda see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to cari for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*

Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.

Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, atau big blind chip must put in the money....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and pelangi Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash anda made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was diberikan this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
this is a flutterdash fanfic, if u dont like this ship, atau something like that, go ahead & leave this. in other words, #EYEUP! XD

pelangi Dash's POV:

It's almost Valentine's day, like 2 lebih weeks. Bleh! I don't like that holiday.The only thing I like to do is help Fluttershy give her binatang a card & a special treat from her. Kinda like my highlight of Valentine's day. I can't go up to clear the clouds, because everybody's hugging, & kissing.:P.NO, I DO NOT LIKE FLUTTERSHY!Ew!

Fluttershy's POV:

I need to give all of the binatang a valentine's hari card. So I'm making some right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping gerobak, keranjang through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have anda ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well anda better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest comedy club.
Mare: How do anda know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker: Because. *Rips...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom went to a nearby bangku to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules oleh the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away atau I'll meninju, pukulan anda in...
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