my little pony friendship is magic Article: CHiPs Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Howard

At the warehouse, Gordon was making a modification to his car. He welded two steal squares on the bottom of his car so that everytime the bottom got lowered, sparks would be created if the steal made contact with the road.

Gordon: Okay Master Sword, let's test the suspension.
Master Sword: anda sure about this?
Gordon: Just do what I say!!!
Master Sword: *Gets in, and looks at the switch which controls the suspension*
Gordon: Okay, down!!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the right*
Gordon: *Watches the bottom of his car go down* Good, now make it go up!!
Master Sword: *Moves the switch to the left*
Gordon: Excellent. *Laughs*
Howard: *Arrives* Mr. Suite, I just saw on the news that Leaf Pile got arrested oleh the CHP.
Gordon: Then we have a little bit of a surprise for them. Go steal the Mustang.
Howard: Okay. Tom, give me a ride to the Mustang, I'm gonna steal it.
Tom: No way. He can get a taxi.
Gordon: What are anda doing that's making anda too busy to give him a ride?
Tom: I just got five texts from my wife. She wants me halaman awal to make dinner, and if I don't go, you'll never see me again.
Gordon: What's that supposed to mean?
Tom: *Raises a brow*
Gordon: Never mind. Go.
Tom: *Leaves*
Howard: He's right, I can take a taxi. I better get a pindah on. *Walks away*
Gordon: While he's doing that, we're gonna test out my new modification.
Master Sword: Where are we gonna go?
Gordon: Highway 59. *Drives onto the highway* Anypony that tries to tailgate me will have a lot of sparks flying right into their face. *Laughs* We could do this while the others steal those cars, and we'll distract the police ponies!
Master Sword: That does sound like a good plan.
Gordon: It really is. *Looks behind him, and sees a minivan* Watch this. *Lowers the back of his car*

The steel squares welded onto the bottom of the car made contact with the road, and made sparks, and this noise (Start it at 0:02): link

Mare 45: *Loses control of the minivan, and turns left, crashing into a guardrail*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile with Howard, he was about to steal the Ford mustang Shelby GT350. It was near a salvage yard for boats.

Taxi Pony: *Stops the taxi*
Howard: Thanks for getting me here.
Taxi Pony: You're welcome.
Howard: *Gets out*
Taxi Pony: *Drives away*
Howard: *Goes to the Mustang. He picks the lock, and gets the door open. He looks around to make sure nopony is watching him, then gets into the car. He starts it, and drives away.*
Steve: *Sees Howard and follows him* Canterlot 15 Mary-6, making a traffic stop on a Ford mustang Shelby GT350 that is going 27 miles over the limit.

Steve McLeash is using a Kawasaki motorcycle.

Steve: *Puts on police lights*
Howard: *Stops the Mustang*
Jon & Frank: *Stop at an intersection. They see Steve pulling over the Mustang*

Chase song: link

Nearby

Arthur: *On the radio* Canterlot 15 Mary-5, in pursuit of a drunk driver, eastbound on Lemmen Road.

The drunk stallion was driving a silver BMW.

Steve: *Walks toward Howard in the Mustang*
Drunk Stallion: *Drives towards Steve*
Frank: I think that Beemer might hit McLeash.
Jon: Steve look out!!
Steve: *Jumps on the Mustang*
Howard: *Drives away*
Steve: *Falls off*
Jon: Let's go. *Chases the Mustang*
Frank: *Follows Jon*
Steve: *Gets back onto his motorcycle, and chases the bmw with Arthur* I'm going after the nutcase that nearly ran me over! anda guys take care of the Mustang.
Jon: Ten-4 Mary-6. *Chasing the Mustang*
Frank: *On the right side of Jon*
Jon: *Rides up to Howard's side of the car* Hey, pull it over!
Howard: *Shakes his head* Nope.
Jon: PULL IT OVER!!
Howard: *Floors it*
Arthur: How are we gonna stop this guy?
Steve: Wait for him to crash.
Drunk Stallion: *Stops in the middle of the street, and runs through a park* Hey! I see hotdogs flying everywhere!!

Arthur, and Steve stopped their motorcycles, and ran after the drunk stallion.

Drunk Stallion: YEEEAH! *Hits a tree*
Arthur: Okay, that's enough. *Arrests the drunk stallion*
Jesse: *Arrives* Need any help Grossie?
Arthur: *To Jesse* Yeah, I'll be right there. Steve, take care of traffic while I get this pony to Jesse.
Steve: Got it.

Back to the mustang chase.

Howard: *Makes a U turn, and nearly hits Frank*
Jon: anda okay partner? *Follows Howard*
Frank: Yeah, I'm fine.
Jon: 15 Mary-3 to 15 Mary-5, the mustang is heading towards you. How are things going with the drunk pony?
Arthur: We were able to catch him. He only has minor injuries though, so he'll live.
Jon: Good, the mustang is coming towards you, so form a roadblock.
Arthur: Got it. Jesse joined me, and Steve, so it should be easy.

They formed a roadblock without wasting any time.

Howard: *Sees Jesse, Arthur, and Steve blocking the road. He makes another U turn, and sees Jon, and Frank blocking his path. He runs out of the car*
Steve: *Tackles Howard* Oh no anda don't!
Jesse: Looks like we got him.
Howard: Alright, anda win.
Steve: *Gets Howard to stand up*
Jon: Can I see your driver's license, and registration?
Howard: *Gives driver's license to Jon*
Jon: Where's the registration?
Howard: I don't know what that is.
Frank: anda mencuri this car, didn't you?
Howard: Uuh...
Jon: Jesse, take him down to headquarters for questioning.
Jesse: *Places Howards hooves behind his back and leads him to the car*

2 B Continued

Tom

Steve McLeash

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Adventures in Equestria: Tear Drop and Night api

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was asleep in her tempat tidur she snuggled into her bantal until she felt a nudge "Tear Drop time to wake up" she heard her older brother say as he kept nudging her to wake up "uhhh Nighty I don't wanna go to school" Tear Drop covered her face with her blanket Night api chuckled "come on now sis anda haft to go to school!" Tear Drop sighed "but no pony likes me there" she sat up Night api smiled and hugged his little sister "don't worry I'm sure today will be lebih awesome beside i made your favourite down stairs" Tear Drop's ears went straight up as she heard that and zoomed down stairs...

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*SPOILERS* Season 3 Song Lyrics

posted by shadirby

This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail atau will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My jantung is pure (her jantung is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this

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pony Birthdays SUCK.

posted by triq267

So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect hari to post the artikel I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee atau Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to tampil this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...

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applejack

posted by StarWarsFan7

Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own. She tackles the annual apel, apple harvest all oleh herself while her brother Big Macintosh recovers from an injury in Applebuck Season. Big Mac calmly expresses concerns over her intention to harvest hundreds of apel, apple trees oleh herself, but applejack snaps at him and his "fancy mathematics", and decides to try it anyway, while still making time to help out her friends at various tasks.

After she diverts a stampede that was headed to Ponyville, the townsfolk hold a ceremony in her honor, where her close...

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Twilight Sparkle

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Twilight Sparkle is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1, she is so devoted to studying that she even studies during her breaks, much to her assistant Spike's dismay. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as she states that "the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends" and that Night Mare Moon's return is a lebih important business to attend to.

When she is ordered oleh Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and...

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If MLP Was A Life Action Movie (Part 1)

posted by KotokoAihara

I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and aktris that I think can pull off the characters. This daftar will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two puncak, atas choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big fan of her until I recently started to watch her tampil New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I cinta her in New Girl. I think she...

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Pinkie Pie wallpaper

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Twilight Sparkle EqG

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pelangi Dash

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When I'm a Trophy Wife

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The reasons why pelangi Dash is my favorit pony

posted by DisneyFan333

Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artikel about why pelangi dash is my favorit pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorit is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the warna of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....

Human Spike

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Derpy Hooves Blingee

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Me In Ponyville-Part 1 The Mysterious Portal

posted by Dragon-88

It starts with me watching tv, drawing, atau anything else, when a portal appears out of nowhere! I thought I was still asleep, but it wasn't a dream. I figured it was a time travel portal, so I jump in, and.....ZAP!! I thought I went back in time. Turns out I got turned into a stallion and got sent to Ponyville! I was stunned. I passed out, and six mares surrounded me. One said, "I've never seen him before!" Another berkata "Maybe he can help me buck apples!" And the last one berkata "He's kinda cute! Does he like parties?" I was out for two minutes. The moment I woke up, the same six mares were staring...

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Horseshoe Bay: Pilot Episode

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe Bay

The cast

Star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
Top Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the music

Horseshoe teluk, da? is in Baltimare, and many ships full of ponies, and atau cargo go there.

Two new companies were created there. Both were for the bay, and what they did was important. The two companies both had a fleet of tugboats, big, and small. The ponies driving them had to deliver barges of material from place to place, and help ships enter, atau leave the bay.

What were the names of the two companies? One was called bintang Tugs....

CHiPs Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Arthur Grossman

At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was tampilkan everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did anda get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the jalan, street from the train station. I cinta this thing.
Frank: anda better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see anda hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one lebih time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' lebih to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be lebih to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And pelangi Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

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Don't Eat cupcake On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with pelangi Dash, and we were going to pindah into a very nice house oleh a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the bagasi, batang of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What anda really want...

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 episode 1... PART 3

posted by Canada24

(Not much, but just a small something to keep anda guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)

Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were anda successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten berkata from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and tunggu it with a real panah and berkata "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten berkata and pointed the crossbow...