Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have anda here.

pelangi Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, pelangi Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) anda can call me "anything anda want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but anda could call me "anything anda want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did anda hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however anda found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, anda see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Anything run oleh anda is good enough for me..

Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)

Twilight: Is that why anda all have those cutie marks?

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave anda a tour of the village!

[marching drum cadence]

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves oleh lebih than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) anda see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team anda can't have a nightmare If anda never dream.

Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out oleh that dream line?

Main six: Shhhh

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do anda ever wonder why? When anda think your talent's special anda don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when anda learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When anda learn to simplify Life is oh, so great gabung in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded oleh equality oleh our cutie mark!

pelangi Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..

Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell anda that..

pelangi Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!

Rarity: But Saten.. anda can't ju-

Saten: What do anda care? anda never liked me anyway.. Neither have anda Twilight.

Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.