my little pony friendship is magic Article: cupcake spoof 2.. PART 4

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posted by Canada24

ONE jam LATER

oleh this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her jantung racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach anda manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw anda were next. anda could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, anda keep falling alseep!.. I mean, anda don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls last longer then anda Twilight!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, thought anda could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?

Twi: Well.. That's what happens when anda rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..

Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't anda watch tv!?

Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.

Pinkamena: I would cinta to let anda go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let anda go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged anda and held anda in my basement.

Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-

Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell anda how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. anda off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing anda Twilight... Good bye.

Twi: Wha-

Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.

Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Seanthehedgehog and Windwakerguy430 like this

Windwakerguy430 I wonder whats gonna happen next

Seanthehedgehog Yay, Twilight died!!

Canada24 @sean: Huh.. Never heard 'that' before

Seanthehedgehog You think I say it too much?

Canada24 No.. It's the first time a I heard you say it

Seanthehedgehog Well too tell you the truth, I think I've been saying it too much anyway.

Canada24 Well.. This is the second time she is killed off in one of my stories.. Even though I ironically love the character

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Princesses & Country Bumpkins

posted by Kira_Mizuki

Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being queen Luna's daughter, she was still akting like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not akting like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet apel, apple Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet apel, apple Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...

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Silver Tune's Story 25

posted by _Laugh_

Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do anda think? Do anda like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought anda all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...

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Under Pressure Part 8

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw food on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off oleh Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, hey guys! We were about to start decorating. Do anda want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

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Under Pressure Part Four

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

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Slycall part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a pantai alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking bir in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets kalajengking in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of film at 3 to bring anda important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have anda been?
??: Enjoying death....

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Robin kap, kap, hood Of Trottingham part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mary

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are anda going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little kuda jantan muda, colt soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if anda hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill anda if anda go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...

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The last solstice - Chapter 6: Contact

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact

Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue mantel absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 8

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 8

It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual luar angkasa in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just oleh looking at the Fury, the earth pony knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....

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License To Murder part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After 40 menit of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play lebih poker.

Con: I'll let anda play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, anda hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't anda win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do anda want?
Tara: I was wondering if anda could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and berkata he...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going oleh my house. Frenchtown is right selanjutnya to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why anda two say that.
Sean: It's from pelangi Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A pelangi Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta tampil Ian...

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Adventures in Equestria: musik Class

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she berkata as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night api she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...

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You'll Only Live Twice part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over oleh the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* lebih like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do anda need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that anda know this,...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch.1 part 2

posted by Dragon4322

Enemy tank

Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a detik smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. pertanyaan went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When we arrive, we soon get spotted oleh a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...

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Pinkie's natal part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and pelangi Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would tampil up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way pelangi Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash berkata standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean anda can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That anda wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...

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Discord is Back part 2

posted by applejackrocks

Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: anda see my dear, I need pony energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That pelangi pony there (points at RD) ill take that shy pony thats behind that pohon (points at FS) ill take that fainted pony (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna gabung the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...