pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Starring pelangi Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of anda that don't remember, the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a meja with Marisa* anda really look like this mare I tanggal in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for anda to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.

As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.

Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did anda care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: anda just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless anda have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!

Half of the audience started booing.

George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.

They were set up in a building across the jalan, street from Union Station.

George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did anda pick to be oleh the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do anda hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do anda mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.

After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.

Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.

Back at the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn

Saten Twist: Since anda didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, anda each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn* Well, I'll see anda guys later.
George: Where are anda going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the selanjutnya skit. anda gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The selanjutnya skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*

2 B Continued