Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our tampil where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, atau played as characters in skits. For instance, pelangi Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The pantat, keledai pantat, keledai Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now anda will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots misil, rudal at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit oleh missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops pisang peel*
Derpy: Do anda really think that'll stop me? *Drives over pisang peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy anda unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what anda wrote down." berkata Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, anda wrote down, the letter N. anda wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing lebih laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer berkata this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." berkata Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if anda didn't say that word ever again." berkata Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorit six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, oleh giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think anda sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. anda have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will anda pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
lebih laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the kap, hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
selanjutnya day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kastil, castle when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if anda promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are anda doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into acak objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I berkata I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, pelangi Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, pelangi Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Can't anda see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are anda going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
pelangi Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
pelangi Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: pelangi Dash looked meneruskan, ke depan to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, pelangi Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: berkata pelangi Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Mind your own business anda celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, pelangi Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on pelangi Dash? Have anda been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And pelangi Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
pelangi Dash: *Gets letter* Dear pelangi Dash, anda are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one lebih letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There anda are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if anda don't ma******te in that video, I'll tampil everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have pelangi Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Hey, who are anda calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: pelangi Dash, let's start with you.
pelangi Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
pelangi Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
pelangi Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
pelangi Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: anda know what? pelangi Dash, anda take the board.
pelangi Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, anda either have her do that to anda somewhere private, atau don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: anda mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied oleh saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do anda have for 400. Good choice." berkata Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with jepang in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." berkata Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are anda a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of anda is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do anda take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I cinta anda too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare anda say the color berwarna merah muda, merah muda is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th dinding somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in dinding that says number 4* Would anda look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
pelangi Dash: What letter did anda get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well anda wouldn't be laughing if anda got a disrespectful letter like that.
pelangi Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm pelangi Dash!
A light was shining on her, and malaikat started playing lyres.
---
Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her baru saja marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
---
Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
---
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking anda who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back kursi singing, I wanna hold your five ara Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the cinta of god, shut your mouth.
---
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* anda didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are anda going to stop being a coward?
pelangi Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy lebih roles in this tampil later on. As for the rest of the video, the selanjutnya part will tampil the good times me, and my friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first hari of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now anda will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots misil, rudal at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit oleh missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops pisang peel*
Derpy: Do anda really think that'll stop me? *Drives over pisang peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy anda unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
"Okay, let's see what anda wrote down." berkata Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, anda wrote down, the letter N. anda wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing lebih laughter to come from the audience.
---
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer berkata this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
---
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." berkata Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if anda didn't say that word ever again." berkata Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
---
And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorit six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, oleh giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think anda sound great with your new voice.
---
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. anda have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will anda pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
lebih laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
---
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the kap, hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
---
selanjutnya day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kastil, castle when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if anda promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are anda doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into acak objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I berkata I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, pelangi Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, pelangi Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Can't anda see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are anda going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
pelangi Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
---
pelangi Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: pelangi Dash looked meneruskan, ke depan to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, pelangi Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: berkata pelangi Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Mind your own business anda celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, pelangi Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
A police car heads towards pelangi Dash.
pelangi Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on pelangi Dash? Have anda been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And pelangi Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
pelangi Dash: *Gets letter* Dear pelangi Dash, anda are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one lebih letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There anda are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if anda don't ma******te in that video, I'll tampil everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: In the lead, we have pelangi Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Hey, who are anda calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
---
Alex: pelangi Dash, let's start with you.
pelangi Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
pelangi Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
pelangi Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
pelangi Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: anda know what? pelangi Dash, anda take the board.
pelangi Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
---
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, anda either have her do that to anda somewhere private, atau don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: anda mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied oleh saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do anda have for 400. Good choice." berkata Alex.
---
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
---
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with jepang in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
---
"Right." berkata Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
---
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are anda a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of anda is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do anda take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I cinta anda too.
---
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare anda say the color berwarna merah muda, merah muda is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th dinding somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in dinding that says number 4* Would anda look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
pelangi Dash: What letter did anda get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well anda wouldn't be laughing if anda got a disrespectful letter like that.
pelangi Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm pelangi Dash!
A light was shining on her, and malaikat started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her baru saja marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and film about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking anda who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back kursi singing, I wanna hold your five ara Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the cinta of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* anda didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are anda going to stop being a coward?
pelangi Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy lebih roles in this tampil later on. As for the rest of the video, the selanjutnya part will tampil the good times me, and my friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe anda can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what anda ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of anda in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe anda can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what anda ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of anda in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED