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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria food Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare anda to make a cereal better than ours. anda have 24 hours to reply.

5 detik later.

Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did anda hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria food Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?

5 hours ago.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*

Back to Twilight, and Luna.

Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge diberikan to her oleh the Equestria food Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd cinta to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the selanjutnya scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*

Cooking with Celestia.

Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist anda in your culinary adventure? I brought anda a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What anda see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving oleh itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*

Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out acak things while putting it in the pot.

Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up acak shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*

Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.

Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't anda dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*

Everypony started to stand up, and leave

Celestia: Where the hell do anda think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! anda are going to sit back down, and enjoy the food I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*

Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.

Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are anda niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued
posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm hari in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the cupcake for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what luar angkasa had in store!
My Little Future
Until anda all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do anda know that luar angkasa is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is membaca a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, pelangi Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her oleh thinking she was a ghost. pelangi Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are anda dreaming about the time anda thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope anda don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure anda don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th artikel on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks apel, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the buku I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because anda know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV tampil called M*A*S*H, at least...
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televisi shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the daftar is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop tampil they liked, and here are the balasa we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes anda think I'd watch a tampil about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police cinta their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for lebih land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, atau mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do anda feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no komentar at the time.
Reporter: Why did anda let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her hari in and out.I know anda guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and anda guys are going to hate me lebih saying this. If anda think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when anda think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know anda guys hate me oleh now so I'm ending the artikel here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with berwarna merah muda, merah muda curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter membungkus, bungkus Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several jeruk, orange butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pony with a berwarna merah muda, merah muda mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of berwarna merah muda, merah muda hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton permen is a berwarna merah muda, merah muda pony with a dark berwarna merah muda, merah muda mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great hari in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm lebih powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, anda will do as I say, atau you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired pelangi Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I berkata the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The hari came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her friends berkata I was the selanjutnya element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have anda been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did anda check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. beruang with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for apel, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking meneruskan, ke depan to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to anda about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't anda talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if anda talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want anda to know that I'm fine with anda seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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