The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.
Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works. Then one of us kicks it, the left wheel falls off, then it shoots a meriam right into the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: How is that possible?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: I don't know, but we never had that problem in the Alamo.
Agarn: Can anda talk about anything other than the Alamo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: No. Now, if you'd like, we'll tampil anda that the meriam is doing what we're telling anda it does.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the meriam didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: See sir? We need to fix the cannon.
Agarn: atau we could get a new cannon.
Dobbs: But Agarn-
Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke went with Corporal Agarn to go talk to Captain Parmenter on getting a new cannon.
Parmenter: *Signing papers, but drops his pen on the floor. He starts looking for it*
Audience: *Laughing*
O' Rourke: *Arrives with Agarn* Captain, did anda lose something?
Parmenter: Nope, just trying to find my pen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: Captain, we need a new cannon.
Parmenter: What's wrong with the one we have?
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: We'll tampil you.
So Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke took Captain Parmenter to see the cannon.
Dobbs: Back with reinforcements Agarn?
Agarn: What's that supposed to mean?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We wanna tampil the Captain that the meriam doesn't work properly.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the meriam didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Okay, we'll get a new cannon. As soon as some of the debris from that tower gets out of my quarters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the terompet poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.
Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works. Then one of us kicks it, the left wheel falls off, then it shoots a meriam right into the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: How is that possible?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: I don't know, but we never had that problem in the Alamo.
Agarn: Can anda talk about anything other than the Alamo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: No. Now, if you'd like, we'll tampil anda that the meriam is doing what we're telling anda it does.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the meriam didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: See sir? We need to fix the cannon.
Agarn: atau we could get a new cannon.
Dobbs: But Agarn-
Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke went with Corporal Agarn to go talk to Captain Parmenter on getting a new cannon.
Parmenter: *Signing papers, but drops his pen on the floor. He starts looking for it*
Audience: *Laughing*
O' Rourke: *Arrives with Agarn* Captain, did anda lose something?
Parmenter: Nope, just trying to find my pen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: Captain, we need a new cannon.
Parmenter: What's wrong with the one we have?
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: We'll tampil you.
So Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke took Captain Parmenter to see the cannon.
Dobbs: Back with reinforcements Agarn?
Agarn: What's that supposed to mean?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We wanna tampil the Captain that the meriam doesn't work properly.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the meriam didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Okay, we'll get a new cannon. As soon as some of the debris from that tower gets out of my quarters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the terompet poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
