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 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing oleh them. The car towing this trailer was driven oleh Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where anda headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case Cracker: Mind if I gabung you?
Night Frizz: We're only letting ponies with muscle cars join, sorry.
Case Cracker: Come on man, let me join. This car has a ten cylinder engine. The Dodge kobra, cobra is a muscle car, and that has ten cylinders in the engine.
Mirage: He's got a point.
Saten Twist: What do anda say Blazin' Blue?
Blazin' Blue: He's in.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. anda will not regret having me with you.
Mirage: No problem. I see anda have a few ponies on that trailer you're pulling with gasoline. What's going on there?
Case Cracker: Business. If any of anda five need gas, I'm right here.
Ryan: Me, and my friends already filled up our tanks before we left, but thank you.
Mirage: I might need a refill once we get out of the state of Mareland.
Case Cracker: Sounds good to me.

Suddenly, a police car arrived with it's sirens on, and lights flashing.

Ryan: Not again.
Case Cracker: That cop is going after me.
Saten Twist: anda know something Case? I think it's time we take that pig to the slaughterhouse.
Ryan: What do anda want us to do?
Saten Twist: I need you, Mirage, and Night Frizz to get in front of Blazin' Blue. Me, and Case cracker will deal with this cop.
Ryan: *Drives infront of Blazin' Blue*
Mirage: *Follows Ryan*
Night Frizz: *Follows Mirage*
Case Cracker: What do anda want me to do?
Saten Twist: Keep driving, and let me deal with this.
Cop: *Drives to the left side of Case Cracker's trailer*
Saten Twist: *Blocking cop*
Cop: *Slows down, and honks horn*
Case Cracker: I hope anda know what you're doing.
Saten Twist: I do. *Grabs chainsaw, then goes far enough to the left giving enough room for the cop to be between his car, and the trailer*
Cop: *Going between Case's trailer, and Saten Twist's car*
Saten Twist: *Turns on chainsaw*
Cop: Attention all units-
Saten Twist: *Sawing part of cop's sirens off the roof*
Dispatch: What is it 73?
Cop: I found the suspect, but there's somepony attacking me with a chainsaw.
Saten Twist: And since I heard anda say somepony. *Sawing off part of the door*
Cop: Get backup right away!
Dispatch: What kind of backup?
Cop: I don't care! Get the army involved if anda have too!
Saten Twist: *Flattens back tire of the cop car*
Cop: I got a flat tire. I'm out. *Stops*
Case Cracker: *Looking at destroyed cop car* Holy hell. anda did all that?
Saten Twist: All thanks to my prized possesion. The chainsaw.

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 Ralphie, and his family get a flat tire
Ralphie, and his family get a flat tire
Dad: *Driving car*
Ralphie, Randy, and Mother: Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. *Spit with tongue out of mouth*
Mother: *Laughs*
Dad: *Smiles, but here the car get a flat tire* Dadgummit. Blowout!

We stopped after crossing a short bridge.

Dad: *Turns on flashlight, and looks at his watch* Ah ha!
Mother: Not again.
Mr. Parker: Four minutes! Time me. *Gets out of car*

Actually the Old Stallion loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits...
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