That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why pelangi Dash, and applejack were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in cinta with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find pelangi Dash, and Applejack*
selanjutnya morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do anda mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get lebih supplies.
But they didn't. While pelangi Dash, and applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
pelangi Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
pelangi Dash: No! It's me pelangi Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put anda in there.
pelangi Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because anda berkata bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
pelangi Dash: We were just talking about how anda were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps pelangi Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
pelangi Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
pelangi Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that anda think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
pelangi Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
pelangi Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
pelangi Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: pelangi Dash, what are anda doing?
Applejack: *Shoots panah at pelangi Dash*
The panah hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
pelangi Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots meriam at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* anda missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
pelangi Dash, and applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at the same time*
pelangi Dash: Stop making your panah hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when anda stop!
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the puncak, atas of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
pelangi Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a meriam at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the panah into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
pelangi Dash: *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the panah into a shiny spoon* One lebih panah please. I insist!
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are anda finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in cinta with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find pelangi Dash, and Applejack*
selanjutnya morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do anda mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get lebih supplies.
But they didn't. While pelangi Dash, and applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
pelangi Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
pelangi Dash: No! It's me pelangi Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put anda in there.
pelangi Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because anda berkata bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
pelangi Dash: We were just talking about how anda were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps pelangi Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
pelangi Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
pelangi Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that anda think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
pelangi Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
pelangi Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
pelangi Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: pelangi Dash, what are anda doing?
Applejack: *Shoots panah at pelangi Dash*
The panah hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
pelangi Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots meriam at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* anda missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
pelangi Dash, and applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at the same time*
pelangi Dash: Stop making your panah hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when anda stop!
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the puncak, atas of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
pelangi Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a meriam at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the panah into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
pelangi Dash: *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the panah into a shiny spoon* One lebih panah please. I insist!
pelangi Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming panah at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are anda finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued