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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted oleh Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? anda have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but anda won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much lebih rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are anda wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let anda be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all anda do is either go too fast, atau jump off at acak times.
Gordon: Yesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, anda and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled oleh one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, anda just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I berkata go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, anda didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were anda thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, anda should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now anda can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, anda ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't anda just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No anda won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the dinding so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty menit later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car selanjutnya to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do anda want to survive, atau not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*...
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We were all congratulating each other as we entered the Castle. "Pinkie Pie did a great job distracting Discord." I berkata with a giggle. Pinkie Pie beamed. "Thanks! Hey, Twilight, can anda please do that spell on me again? PLEASE?!" Twilight Sparkle laughed. "Oh no, Pinkie. The results might stay permanent." Pinkie Pie murmured, "I wish..." pelangi Dash punched her fists. "Now, who's next?" She asked. "Hmm.... queen Chrysalis?" I suggested. "Aw yeah!" berkata pelangi Dash. We walked inside the castle, and Celestia greeted us. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she is destroying everything. She has...
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Source: facebook
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Source: facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do anda think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hey there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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News - Biggest so far revolution begun in middle of Equestria. The revolt happens because of Leaked information's about hazardous effects of cores. Ponies do not want to use any of them now. They want skin of Doctor Jake that continues reschearch on "life saving project".
Jake - *on TV* I want everyone to calm down as Noone knew about them untill now. I will continue legacy of Doctor Dan and Doctor Steven and make something that will bring your sick closest!

Pony #1 - Bullshit! Death to those rats
Pony #2 - Kill those traitors!
Pony #3 - Yeah we will end dead before he will do it!
Snowflake -...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Principal - anda did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 jam he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and anda still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - anda don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting lebih corryoet lebih I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
selanjutnya day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body toko on Green Drive selanjutnya to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body toko pony working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body toko Pony: Just a couple lebih seconds. *Finishes* Okay, anda promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body toko pony his money*
Body toko Pony: anda two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military pony 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military pony 2: *Getting out*
Military pony 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help anda two?
Military pony 1: I assume anda heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military pony 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a pony was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do anda want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid pony like anda shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives pelangi Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
posted by Canada24
The captured Changeling was thrown against the ground.

the other girls, including Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom, looked on in confusion. Clearly they didn't hear about what happened a few hours ago.

"W What is this?" Rarity asked in confusion.

"He and his ugly buddies, mencuri Scootaloo!" Dash cried, angrily growling at the changeling.

"What!? Why would they take our Scootaloo!?" AppleBloom cried.

Sweetie Belle on the hand knew what the reason was, and felt guitly about being partly the blame.

"Sweetie Belle. anda know anything about this?" AppleJack asked, seeing the little fillies face.

"I, I'm not...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart