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Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese pony 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese pony 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do anda want to know?
Japanese pony 35: We want to know arr about why anda have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose friends with Discord, and he doesn't panah anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like anda guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese pony 87: Why wourd anda to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese pony 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese pony 87: What can anda do?
Sean: anda really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save pelangi Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese pony 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at acak pony* I don't know him.
Japanese pony 64: anda better terr me, atau I wirr do something anda won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are anda going to do?
Japanese pony 64: Hit anda of course.
Japanese pony 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to acak pony*
Japanese pony 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese pony 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese pony 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
pelangi Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
pelangi Dash: We'll help anda get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese pony 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese pony 53: *Hitting acak pony*
Japanese pony 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* anda think just because anda say nothing, anda are strong. That's not true. anda two are cowards.
acak Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese pony 64: Why are anda tarking to her?
acak Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese pony 64: *Burns acak pony with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese pony 53: *Grabs knife*
acak Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese pony 53: *Stabs acak pony to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese pony 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
pelangi Dash: *Stabs japanese pony 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

2 B continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The pony with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection gerobak, keranjang on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have anda been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What tahun did anda start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the jalan, street together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: anda mean...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic pelangi as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the warna of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will anda stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an jeruk, orange firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony mencuri all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, atau just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight oleh train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered oleh train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks anda guys.
Master Sword: What caused anda to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did anda find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner berkata it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: atau he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do anda plan to go...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings

link

applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.

Applejack's Double Life

link

With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? gabung Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read lebih fanfictions oleh me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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Spike: anda guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. anda say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: anda guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are anda sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% anda *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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added by NocturnalMirage
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor