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I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! cokelat rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. pelangi Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked pelangi Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the cokelat rain that would hit us. We entered the perpustakaan to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do anda have any ideas?" applejack asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie Pie will have to distract Discord with her silly personality. I have studied a spell that can turn any hurtful villain to stone. But it needs to include 3 ponies. Rarity and Twilight, will anda both be willing to help?" They both smiled and nodded. Pinkie Pie jumped up and down. "This is going to be so fun!!!" She shouted. We all smiled. "I also need applejack and pelangi Dash to get a rope and tie him up. Will you?" I asked. applejack tipped her hat and said, "Of course." pelangi Dash said, "Yeah, sure." I told them the last thing. "Fluttershy, anda will have to round up the chaos of the animals. anda are very good with them, so they will listen to you." Fluttershy was relieved she didn't have to do anything else dangerous. "OK." She said. We all agreed and started planning.


Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and I were walking behind Discord. Discord turned around and smirked. "Why hello, my little ponies. What do anda have planned for today?" He said. Rarity said, "Oh nothing, Discord." Twilight nodded. "Yes, nothing." Discord said, "Good, now-" "DISCORD!!! LOOK AT ME!!!" Pinkie shouted. Discord turned and saw Pinkie. She was floating in the air with a cotton permen hat and wings. Discord gasped and smiled, "How unusual! I must see this!" He walked over to her and Twilight contacted Fluttershy with a walkie-talkie. "Fluttershy, he's distracted oleh Pinkie Pie, round them up now, over." Twilight said. Fluttershy whispered into the walkie-talkie, "Sure, over." Fluttershy walked around. She had a couple of fruits, vegetables, and walnuts with her. She passed oleh a few and they mencium the food. All of them came to her. As she walked all around Ponyville, all of the binatang followed her. She opened the door to her cottage and she had all of the creatures in Ponyville. She giggled at their faces. She took out all of the food. They all ran to it and munched hungrily. "Aw, poor things had nothing to eat." She said. "It worked, over." Fluttershy spoke into her walkie-talkie. Twilight got the message and smiled.

"OK, now we need to practice...But on what?" Twilight asked. "We can practice it on a flea." Rarity said. "Good idea." I said. We all got ready and aimed for a nearby flea. It froze and turned to stone. Twilight laughed, "I had no idea it was a villain." She said. We walked behind Discord, too busy talking to Pinkie. Twilight called applejack and pelangi Dash to get the rope ready. They agreed and went a far distance. "On 3...." Twilight said. "1..." Rarity said. "2..." Twilight said. "3!" I shouted. Discord turned around and said, "What in the name-" We shot him with our power and he said, "No wait! Stop! Plea-" pelangi and applejack came dashing toward him and tied him up. And there he stood, Frozen with his hands making a stop gesture. We all cheered. "1 down, 3 to go...." pelangi Dash said.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do anda see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. lebih serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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 london race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. pelangi Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That pelangi mare is going down.
Russian pony87: anda sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: anda can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do anda mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: anda forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our heroes we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do anda have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take anda on at the raceway if anda want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: anda ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. anda two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* anda in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where pelangi Dash comes in. anda hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy hari in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy hari because they thought they would be afflicted oleh a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This pony was making its way towards Sweet apel, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for apel, apple Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If anda don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta anda near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - api api *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... anda ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was api everywhere... they was knocked on 5 menit and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the bintang wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: hey look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh anda from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are anda doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did anda do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: anda sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other misil, rudal carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's pindah up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... anda live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what anda want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... anda suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: hey isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want anda in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did anda do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my tempat tidur room window....
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It was a regular hari in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So anda from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on anda guys.
Sean: I'll meet anda there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: anda always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What anda might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would anda like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell anda what. anda make this perahu go faster, and I'll pay anda for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no api dash: series D; im jantung broken as im menulis this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if anda ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are anda bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
pelangi Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet apel, apple Acres. applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ berkata to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus berkata excitedly. It didn't take long before pelangi Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if anda can holler, then get back to it" apel, apple berkata to her. ," are anda bucking joking?!" RD berkata as if surprised. "Yep, anda berkata anda wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard anda worked every day" applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought anda wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to tampil due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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