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posted by _MockingJay_
The three mares were walking down the street. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake were very excited. Silver Tune was quietly following them. Snow Flake noticed Silver Tune's worried face. She paused and turned around.

SF: Why that face, Silver Tune?
ST: *sigh* I've actually never been to a mall before.
CC: *laughs* Yeah right.
ST: I'm serious. Ask anypony.. Ask my sister.

Coffee Creme's eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what Silver Tune had just said. She turned to Snow Flake, who also had her eyes wide open.

ST: What?
CC: Then.. Where the heck do anda buy your clothes?!
ST: Walmart, Target, atau Tilly's.
SF: *rubs eyes* I must be dreaming. How old are anda again?!
ST: 14.
CC: 14 years without knowing how a mall looks like...
ST: *rolls eyes*
SF: Well, today is your lucky day. *looks up* Hey, we're here!

The three ponies entered the big shopping plaza. Silver Tune looked around. A smile appeared on her face. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake smiled.

CC: Okay, wait.. What are we buying again?
SF: *groans* We're buying our prom dress!
ST: But where?! There are so many stores!
CC: *laughs* I know right?!
SF: *laughs*
CC: But don't worry. I know every inch of this mall. Follow me. *trots to elevator*
SF: *follows*
ST: *follows*

Once the three mares arrived on the 3rd floor, they finally found the perfect store. Silver Tune gasped as she saw the beautiful dresses on mannequins.

ST: Woah..
CC: I know right?!?! *smiles*
SF: Well, what are we waiting for?! Lets try on some dresses!
ST: *smiles* Lets!

A jam had passed. Silver Tune had already tried on 8 dresses. Coffee Crème, 7. And Snow Flake, 9. Coffee Crème had found the perfect dress, including Snow Flake. Silver Tune was having Trouble finding the 'Perfect' dress.

CC: Here, let me help you. *looks around* What's your favorit color?
ST: Uhhh.. Black.
CC: Black? But it won't match with your eyes!
SF: Black matches with every col-
CC: *sigh* Fine.
ST: atau green. Anything, put not berwarna merah muda, merah muda atau purple.
SF: Why not those colors?
ST: I just.. I don't know.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune smiled. She then turned around to pick up a hanger that was on the floor. When she looked up, her smile disappeared. She saw Trixie entering the store.

ST: Lets go guys.
SF: Why?
CC: Yeah, we just came here.
ST: It's because.. Umm.. Well anda see, T-
SF: Oh great. *looks at Trixie* Her.
CC: *rolls eyes* Just ignore her mares.
ST: It's not easy to ignore someone who has lebih makeup than clothing on.
SF: *laughs*
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are anda sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did anda find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, anda stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a detik girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let anda go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want anda to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do anda think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two lebih races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think anda all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy lebih stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without pelangi Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met oleh other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do anda know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of anda could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: anda all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep oleh a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his tempat tidur rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few detik to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep membaca it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess berkata that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that anda Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need anda to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are anda two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are anda talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the luar angkasa ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: anda already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 tahun later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN anda SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... anda gonna buy jus for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have anda two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout anda screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong pindah *grabs molotov*...
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applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't anda tell me?
Sneak Peak: anda were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: anda know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can anda check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are anda Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised anda have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? tampil yourself!
Hattan:...
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: hey Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his detik highest ranked pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: anda two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. anda better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't anda use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting anda guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...
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applejack past the rest of the hari with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole hari with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she berkata goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back halaman awal to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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posted by fefe2002
My little pony what is friendship is a series like my little pony friendship is magic its about a pony named bubble gum and she has so many friends and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with friends she still likes to learn lebih about friendship.However she likes to give lebih happiness to her friends than she has ever done.




and that's my new series so if anda want lebih information just post on my dinding the pertanyaan anda want to ask me :)
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious hari in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled oleh common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing oleh her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The pony in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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