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posted by Aelitarules444
It was a nice hari in ponyville just like any other day.Scootaloo was hanging out with pelangi dash,Pinkie was doing who knows what I mean what do anda expect from her she broke the fourth dinding in like two episodes.Ah, anyways Twilight was studying on how to be a princess,Rarity was making outfits for Celestia and Luna.(Don't ask why.)And AppleJack was working on the apel, apple farm.

3:00-The girls were at sugurcube corner.
Rainbow:Hey where's Fluttershy, I haven't seen her all week.
AppleJack:Yeah, me either, she berkata she would help me with the apel, apple picking today and never showed up.
Rarity:I'm pretty sure she had a good reason.Then again, she never showed up at the boutique to get Opal like she berkata she would.
Twilight:Now that anda mention it she never picked up Owlicious today either.Where do anda think she could be?
Pinkie Pie:I don't know.Do you?
Twilight:Pinkie who are anda talking to?
Pinkie Pie:Nopony Twilight,just this cupcake.
Twilight:I'm just going to ignore that.
ApplaJack:Let's go look for her.
All:Right.

3:15-The girls start to head out the door to thier suprise they ran into Discord.
Dicord:Where's Fluttershy!?!?!?!?(Discord says franticly.)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did anda hear in the office when anda tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but anda changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, anda caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, anda know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time anda even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got anda that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? anda seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to tanggal her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* anda tell her what anda think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, anda already berkata that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three menit later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their selanjutnya assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* anda cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger berkata he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He berkata anda were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with anda now, but if anda keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have anda fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, atau chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson sepeda motor on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle selanjutnya to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular hari at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten menit of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing lebih tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: anda wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask anda a question. What do anda know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are anda asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcake factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* pelangi Dash berkata there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious hari for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cari for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars anda could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when pelangi Dash, and her friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond anjing arrived, they mencuri the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the pantai with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and anda unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever mencuri our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what anda wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, atau a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H hey Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
pelangi Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: anda didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, anda see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
selanjutnya morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings bel, bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis oleh helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on puncak, atas of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits selanjutnya to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* anda two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed oleh a town oleh there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let anda talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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