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 What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
What Trigger, and Nutsy looked like
Outside of the castle, the sheriff was working with two twins in the King's army. Their names were Trigger, and Nutsy. They both looked exactly the same. The three were getting the trap set with hanging Friar Tuck.

Sheriff: Ok, now we just have Robin enter through here, and one of anda shoot him.
Nutsy: Uh, where do we shoot him?
Sheriff: In the head, in the head! PAY ATTENTION!!
Trigger: I can do that *accidentally shoots gun*
Nutsy: Watch where you're shooting that anda moron!
Robin: *in poor disguise* Money, for the poor.
Trigger: Let's give him eight bits
Sheriff: How about we laugh at him instead?
Robin: Say, what are anda three doing?
Nutsy: We have something planned for Robin Hood.
Sheriff: Don't tell him!
Nutsy: He's blind sir. He won't know what's going on.
Sheriff: Fine, we're going to set a trap for Robin Hood. We'll have the friar hanged here, and these two will shoot Robin Hood.
Nutsy & Trigger: That's us!
Robin: Well good luck. *walks away*
Sheriff: Where do anda think he was born?
Nutsy: I don't know, why?
Sheriff: It sounded like he came from the United States.
Trigger: Hey, he's got a point.

30 menit later the sheriff, Trigger, and Nutsy were asleep. Robin Hood, and Little John sneaked into the castle.

Robin: anda have a silencer on your gun?
LJ: Yeah *kills the sheriff, Nutsy, and Trigger*
Robin: Alright. anda gotta free everypony from here, I'll get the money.
LJ: Right away *takes keys*

While Robin kap, hood went to the king's room, Little John went to where Friar Tuck was being held prisoner.

Friar: *sleeping*
LJ: *unlocks door*
Friar: Little John? What are anda doing?
LJ: Setting you, and everypony else free.
Clint: Alright. And they didn't find my gun. *grabs it* I had it hidden in my wing the entire time.
Lindsay: What would I do without you?
Guard: What's all this?
LJ: *shoots guard*
Guard: *falls dead*

Near King John's room

Robin: *opens door silently*
Mclaren: *sleeping*
KJ: *sleeping*
Robin: *shoots rope to poll*
Mclaren: *yawning*
Robin: *hides*
Mclaren: *looks around room* (I thought I heard someone walking) *falls asleep*
Robin: *sends bags of money down rope*
LJ: Once anda get out of here, take one bag of money, and leave quickly.
Robin: (just one lebih bag) *Ties rope to bag*
KJ: *waking up*
Robin: *hums lullaby*
KJ: *Falls asleep again*
Robin: Hmmm *ties tempat tidur to rope*
LJ: *spots bed* Hahahahahahahaha
Robin: *leaves room*
Guard: Robin Hood?! *hits alarm*
Robin: *kills guard*
LJ: That can't be good. Get your money, go!
Robin: *running down corridor*
Friar: What about Robin Hood?
Clint: Will he be ok?
LJ: I don't know, we have to go!
Guard: *shoots Robin's horn*
Robin: *breaks guard's neck* Hello MP5. *takes gun*
Guards: *walking toward Robin Hood*
Robin: *hiding behind wall*
KJ: *wakes up*
LJ: *pulls rope*
KJ: *falls out window* Aaaaaaahhhhh *hits ground*
Mclaren: No!
LJ: *kills Mclaren*
Guards: *advancing toward Robin*
Robin: *shoot guards*
Guard 40: *shoots at Robin*
LJ: *flies toward window*
Robin: *shoots lebih guards*
LJ: Let's go!
Robin: *holds onto Little John*
LJ: *flies toward others*
Clint: Robin Hood! You're safe!
Robin: Almost. They shot my horn off.
LJ: What did I tell you?
Robin: It's not a candle on a cake?
LJ: That was about your hat.
Robin: Right, can't it be about my horn?
Clint: I don't see why it can't.
Robin: Right, well we have to go now! *leaves castle*
Guards: We failed!! *do nothing*

The selanjutnya day, Trottingham was under power oleh someone not as mean as King John. It was Little John.

Robin: How does it feel to be king?
LJ: It feels great. Now Everypony doesn't have to worry about taxes. It only happens once a month.
Friar: Well I'm proud of anda Little John, but now you're King John.
LJ: Isn't he dead?
All: *laugh*

The End
The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are anda sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and anda don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...
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Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving selanjutnya to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until anda do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for anda two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: hey Duke, this isn't like anda buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...
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