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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that pelangi Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
pelangi Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do anda want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
pelangi Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

pelangi Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by.

pelangi Dash: Can I have a pie of sausage, with onions?
cashier: Sure. Coming right up.
pelangi Dash: Thank you.
Scootaloo: Did anda get our order?
pelangi Dash: It'll be here soon.
japanese pony23: pelangi Dash?
pelangi Dash: Yeah what?
japanese pony23: Fuku Hakumara sends his regards *kills pelangi Dash*
Scootaloo: anda asshole!
Japanese pony23: *kills scootaloo* Anyone erse wanna carr me an asshore?
customers: no.

Fluttershy found pelangi Dash in the pizza toko two days ago, so when Rarity tried to bring her back to life, it didn't work.

Applejack: How come it worked when ya brought me back to life?
Rarity: I have to do it under 24 hours.
Applejack: We need dash back now!
Dan: Alright, we need to make a plan to kill the leaders of the other mafias, and have Rarity time travel to the hari before pelangi Dash's death.
Pinkie Pie: But who's going to lead us?
Dan: I will.

So Dan's plan was set. But he had to go to a baptism and have others get the job done.

Reverend: We are gathered here today to have this beautiful anak kuda, foal baptized, and give him a godfather.
Mike: *loads pistol*
Reverend: Dan. Do anda believe in god?
Dan: I do.
Pinkie Pie: *polishes car*
Sean: *dresses up as police officer*
Reverend: And in Yesus chirst, his son?
Dan: I do?

While Dan was going through the baptism we were getting ready for killing the other bosses.

Sean: Get outta the car.
Boris: What?
Sean: Get outta the car.
Pinkie Pie: *climbing stairs*
Mike: *getting shave*
reverend: The anak kuda, foal named Leonardo Donatelli will be baptized soon, but first we must go through the ritual
russians: What's going on?
Sean: Giving this pony a ticket for parking near a api hydrant.
Mike: *waits oleh stairs*
Pinkie Pie: *waits oleh elevator*
John: *getting massage*
Reverend: Dan. Do anda renounce Satan?
Nickel: I thought I killed you!!
Pinkie Pie: *kicks Nick, and shoots him*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Fluttershy: *walks into room*
John: Shouldn't anda wait before I finish?
Fluttershy: *kills John*
Reverend: And all his works?
Mike: *climbs up stairs*
Fuku: *walks into slidedoor*
Mike: *locks door*
Fuku: REAVE ME ARONE! I'RR USE MAGIC!!
Mike: *kills Fuku*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Rarity & Applejack: *barge into room*
greaser leader: Hey!
mare 23: WE'RE HAVING SEX!
Rarity & Applejack: *kill both ponies*
reverend: And all his prompts?
Dan: I do renounce them
Sean: *kills 3 russians*
Boris: *runs up stairs*
Sean: *shoots boris*
Boris: *rolls down stairs dead*
Sean: *drives away*
Reverend: Dan. Will anda be baptized?
Dan: I will.
Reverend: *baptizes foal* Dan, go to peace, and may Celestia be with you. A-stallion.

It was all over, and pelangi Dash was alive again just as it all ended.

pelangi Dash: But not all of it's over.
Mike: What do anda mean?
pelangi Dash: Before we leave this city, there is still one lebih pony we have to deal with.

And which pony might that be? And why do they want that pony dead?

selanjutnya part will be diposting tomorrow.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the mandi, shower while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope anda like the sports car I gave anda thirteen years yang lalu as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give anda something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, anda will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked oleh airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do anda two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are pelangi Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each tahun anda wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that forum story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do anda think anda could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
selanjutnya morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope anda all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The tampil was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The tampil will be available to buy on blu sinar, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, anda invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't tampil up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are anda studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] anda planning on being a professor atau something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th hari of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a mantel hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his meja from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would anda help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely anda must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of bernyanyi the pelangi factory musik video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth dinding styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told anda not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' daging babi asap, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, oleh all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me lebih reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what anda think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker were at a phone booth oleh a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan pony 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions anda cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told anda that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are anda laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are anda doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes anda think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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