Chapter 3: flakes and spines

it was another hari and Flippy had just found out, another pohon friend was coming! He was relieved that it wasn't Shifty and Lifty but he was surprised at who decided to pindah here. Flaky. “well, at least Fluttershy won't be the only paranoid one.” Flippy thought. She was coming later that day. “i just hope no FlippyxFlaky fan are around, those things get annoying, so what, Fliqpy didn't kill her once, he knew she would die anyway! He's as annoyed with this as I am, oh well, just ignore them and let em post their pics and video on youtube and facebook and they won't complain.”

“Flippy, Scootaloo berkata another pohon friend was coming today, do anda know who it is?” a small voice sounded from near the ground at Flippy's feet. apel, apple bloom was sitting there with big eyes.

“i know her, she's a lot like Fluttershy except she's not a pony.” Flippy told her.

“wow, really? Do anda think she'll get along with Fluttershy and her animals?” apel, apple bloom said.

“probably, but she's scared of animals..and shadows....and the wind....and most of all, me.”

“she's scared of you? But you're such a nice guy.”Apple bloom said.

“hehe, yeah, nice guy, we can say that.” Flippy said.

“why do anda say it like that?” apel, apple bloom asked.

“um, ask applejack about my welcoming party.” Flippy replied.

“okay.” apel, apple bloom berkata and walked away.

A thought suddenly hit Flippy. “oh crap, I better warn Pinkie that she HATES parties, she's as scared of them as she is of me.” Flippy started walking to Sugarcube corner. He couldn't help but notice the looks bonbon and Carrot puncak, atas gave him. They had a good reason to not like him, the scars they had told the whole story, plus Carrot puncak, atas was limping. Once he got to Sugarcube corner he found Pinkie baking lebih sweets. “don't throw Flaky a party, she hates those things.” he said.

“aw, but everypony deserves a welcoming party!” Pinkie argued.

“can anda at least make it a small party, no super loud music, no lit up flashing dance floor and don't invite everyone in ponyville.”

“oh, alright, anda help me make the party, anda do know her.” Pinkie agreed.

“okay, first things first, no peanuts, she's allergic and I don't want Nurse Redheart coming to another party.” Flippy instructed.

Pinkie nodded. “what else?”

“second, no crazy people running around doing nonsense, that'll scare the crap outta her.”

“okay anything else?”

“third, no towers of sweets, just stick to the simple stuff, and see if anda can get Derpy to make muffins, those things are good.”

“sounds great, anything else?” Pinkie asked.

“no, that's it, she'll be here in an jam so don't waste any time.”

Pinkie nodded and walked into another room. When she walked out she was pushing a huge box of decorations. “put these where anda think they should go and I'll bake some cupcakes.”

Flippy nodded and pulled out a banner that berkata “Welcome” in cursive writing, he hung that oleh the door. The selanjutnya thing was streamers, pink, green and blue. He hung those on the walls. The rest was huge and way too much for Flaky, who was lebih paranoid than Fluttershy so he pushed the box aside. “I'm gonna go find the people who should come, I'll be back soon.”

“okey dokie lokie.” Pinkie said.

Flippy walked out the door, there was no bel, bell like the restaurant he used to go to, of course this wasn't a burger toko and he wasn't banned for all his lives. The first house he stopped oleh was Fluttershy's. She was trying to coax malaikat Bunny into eating a carrot. “hey Fluttershy.” Flippy said.

“hi Flippy.” Fluttershy berkata quietly.

“i was wondering if anda wanted to come to Flaky's party in an hour.”

“oh no, I couldn't, I'm so sorry but there have been two welcoming parties in two weeks, I'm all partied out.”

“this party isn't like the others, it's much quieter and less ponies will be attending.” Flippy explained.

“oh, well then I'd cinta to go, as soon as malaikat Bunny eats this carrot.”

“let me help.” Flippy said, picking up the carrot. He looked strait into the little bunny's eyes. “i had to live off weeds and leaves and anda can't even eat this carrot? Someone at the army base would've killed for this thing, I thought anda were better than this I guess not.” after that malaikat grabbed the carrot and ate like he was starving to death. “all anda need to do is push them a little and my past does just the trick.” Flippy berkata triumphantly.

“well, then I guess I'm ready to go, anda be good while I'm gone, okay Angel?” Fluttershy said.

malaikat rolled his eyes but quickly nodded his head when Flippy glared at him.

“okay, let's go Fluttershy.” Flippy said, walking away. “i have a few lebih people to invite.”

“okay, just make sure they're not too...loud.” Fluttershy berkata following.

After a while they made it to Twilight's library. Twilight was cleaning with Spike and Rarity was looking at some buku on a bookshelf.

“hi.” Flippy said.

“oh, hello, what brings anda here, and with Fluttershy?” Twilight asked.

“i was wondering if anda two wanted to go to Flaky's party in an hour.” Flippy told them.

“sure, I'd cinta to, Spike, anda can come too if anda want.” Twilight replied.

“oh boy, I get to go to one of Pinkie's famous parties, I haven't gotten to do that since we first moved here!” Spike berkata excitedly.

“yeah, sorry to burst your bubble kid but this is a smaller party, Flaky is too shy to have a big one like the others.” Flippy told him.

“how small?” Spike asked.

“no loud music, no tower of sweets, no balloons flying everywhere and less ponies.” Flippy replied.

“well, I guess I'll stay here then.” Spike said.

“what about anda Rarity?” Flippy asked.

“no thanks.” Rarity quickly said.

“come on, anda berkata yourself that anda would like a small party.” Flippy said.

Rarity turned to him. “i don't like you.” she said.

“come on Rarity, you'll cinta it.” Fluttershy said.

“oh, all right, if I must.” Rarity replied. “it is for someone a lot like anda from what I've heard, Fluttershy.”

“i know, I'm looking meneruskan, ke depan to meeting her.” Fluttershy said.

“yeah, we kinda have to pick up the other guests.” Flippy said, interrupting their conversation.

“coming.” Rarity said, following him and Fluttershy out the door.

“wait for me.” Twilight said, catching up tp them. “so, who are we inviting?”

“Derpy, Applejack, Berry meninju, pukulan and Cheerilee.” Flippy replied.

“what about pelangi dash, I don't want her to feel left out.” Fluttershy suggested.

“alright, and pelangi dash.” Flippy agreed.

“why Derpy hooves, she's such a Ditz.” Rarity asked.

“a ditz who can make muffins to kill for.” Flippy said.

“do anda think Dinky can come, Derpy doesn't like leaving her halaman awal alone.” Twilight suggested.

“sh can come but she might get bored considering she's been to all of Pinkie's other parties.” Flippy said.

“and what about apel, apple bloom, Sweetie belle, Scootaloo and Twist?” Twilight asked.

“they can come too.”


An jam later when all the guests had come they were waiting at Sugarcube corner for Flaky.

“when is she comin? Ah wanna meet her.” apel, apple bloom said.

“soon, give her time, she's not big on parties.” Flippy said.

“is that her, she has flakes in her hair.” Scootaloo asked.

“yes, that's her, stop crowding the door.” Flippy replied stepping away from the door. Everypony else did the same.

When Flaky walked in she was surprised, it wasn't a huge party like everyone berkata it would be. It was small, quiet and it wasn't crowded with ponies.

“hi Flaky, Ah've been dyin to meet ya.” apel, apple bloom quickly greeted her.

Flaky laughed nervously and shook apel, apple bloom's hoof. She was surprised to see one of her old...acquaintances at the party. “Flippy how in the name of god did anda get here?” she berkata in her normal scared voice.

“I'm the one who stopped Pinkie from throwing anda a huge party with loud musik and hundreds of ponies.” Flippy told her.

“hehe, thanks....i guess.” Flaky replied.

“it was no problem of his, he knew that you'd be scared outta yer mind if Pinkie threw ya a huge party like she did fer the others.” applejack said. “oh, I'm applejack oleh the way, nice to meet ya.”

Flaky laughed nervously and shook Applejack's hoof.

“excuse me, hello, my name is Fluttershy. I've been waiting to meet anda all hari long, anda seem like a nice pohon friend, nicer than the other two.” Fluttershy said.

“right here ya know, threw the party ya know!” Flippy said.

“oh, of course, sorry. Nicer than the squirrel.”

“S-splendid is here?” Flaky asked nervously.

“no, his name is Nutty, he's lebih hyper than Pinkie pie, I think he'd eat Sugarcube corner if he had the chance.” Fluttershy explained.

“hehe, good, Splendid is the one anda wanna avoid.” Flaky said. A shiver ran through her spine. “he's killed so many...”

“calm down, he's not here.” pelangi dash berkata from a few feet away. “anyways, anda and Fluttershy seem to be good friends.”

“oh, yes, Flaky is the nicest one yet, and the most innocent.” Fluttershy said.

“i wonder who's coming next.” Flaky said.

“i hope it's not Shifty and Lifty, they're trouble wherever they go.” Flippy said.

“and anda aren't?” Flaky berkata quietly.

“I'll have anda know, I haven't killed anyone since I got here, which is two and a half weeks which is a new record for me.” Flippy said.

“you say that now....” Flaky said.

“hey, shut up, I threw this whole party, I could've just let them scare anda to death, I didn't have to do this.” Flippy argued.

“that's how it starts and the selanjutnya thing anda know your organs are being harvested.” Flaky said.

“hey, do my eyes LOOK yellow?!” Flippy yelled.

“you can control your flip outs, that would explain everything.” Flaky argued quietly.

Flippy just rolled his eyes and looked away. “you have no idea, the pain I've been through.” he mumbled.

“ignore him, he's always like this, well, like this atau stabbing people.” Flaky said.

“i dunno, he DID stop anda from being scared half to death oleh Pinkie an the rest of ponyville.” pelangi dash said. “and he's only Flipped out once in two and a half weeks, if he can control it, he's doing a darn good job.”

“she stabbed me in the eye when I as saving her from a car crash.” Flippy said, still looking away. “then I got hit oleh a truck that Lumpy was driving, splattered all over the jalan, street for trying to do a good deed, last time I do that again.”

“really, ya turned him into jalan, street pizza because he tried to SAVE you?” pelangi dash said.

“i was scared out of my mind, he was using a brand new pocket pisau and he doesn't use those for just anything.” Flaky said.

“give her a break Rainbow, I'm sure anda would've done the same if anda thought a serial killer was going to cut you.” Fluttershy defended Flaky.

“but I KNOW he isn't a killer! He had one incident and that was because Pinkie was pressuring him into using a knife!”

“Rainbow, I could take Tank away from you.” Fluttershy threatened.

“no, I'll be good.” pelangi dash said.

“good.” Fluttershy berkata with a smile on her face.

“guys, as much as I would cinta to stay, I have to go find somewhere to live, plus, this is usually as long as I like to stay at a party.” Flaky said.

“oh, okay, but anda could live with me.”

“I'd cinta to, you're the nicest pony here.”