my little pony friendship is magic Article: My little pony part 1 Applejack's secret

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My little pony part 1 Applejack's secret

posted by applejackrocks

Note: applejack is working

Applejack: let's see I needa clean mah room now
(rainbow dash come flying torwards AJ)
AJ: well howdy rainbow!
RD: yeah yeah hi.... So whatcha doing
AJ: I'm cleaning out mah room
RD: dude u needa chill why don't anda come to fluttershy's house
AJ: well I don't know....
(fluttershy comes flying to them)
AJ: howdy fluttershy!
FS: oh I'm sorry did I interrupted..... I should be going now
RD: wait fluttershy can we come over to your house with u
FS: I guess.... But please don't talk to loud in my house I don't wanna scare my little friends (pets)
RD: don't worry those binatang are too dumb to understand us
FS: WHAT DID anda SAID!!!!!
RD: your binatang are D-U-M-B dumb....
AJ: uhhh fluttershy, darlin I think u needa calm down
FS: oops I'm sorry pelangi dash
RD: no problem.....so let's go
(at fluttershy's house)
AJ: wow fluttershy y'all have a big house here
FS: thanks
RD: so how about a game of truth atau dare
FS: ok
AJ: sure so who goes first?
RD:I'll go first! Let's see AJ truth atau dare
AJ: dare me if u can rainbow
RD: I dare u to act all girlish for the rest of the day
AJ: why u little-
RD: remember the dare....
AJ: grrrrrrrrr..... Fine....fluttershy truth atau dare
FS: ummmm truth if it's ok
AJ: I dare ya to scream
FS: ummm ok..... yay.....
AJ: uhhhh perfect?
RD: so AJ u wanna see who's the best in bucking down apples?
AJ: do I wanna? Of course I wann-
RD: ehem.......
AJ: uhhh I mean no! I'll get my mane dirty....
RD: hehehe so wanna go check out some boys
AJ: NO! I-I-I meant o-o-of course
RD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( doorbell rings)
FS: uhhh who is it
Rarity: it's me rarity
FS: come in
Rarity: why hello ponies....
RD: rarity, AJ wanted a nice dress to wear now hehe
Rarity: YAY! AJ try this dress on (hands over dress to AJ)
AJ: uhh sugarcube it's a pretty dress but no thanks
RD: remember AJ
AJ: (kicks RD)
RD: OUCH!
AJ: oops sorry darlin I needed to stretch hehe (puts on dress)
Rarity: u look so cute in that
RD:is that pinkie behind the plant near the door?
Pinkie: what's up gals?
AJ: were u spying at us?
Pinkie: don't be silly I was looking at u ponies
Rarity: anyways twilight ask me to invite anda all to come to her house today!
RD: so let's go
(they all leave to twilights house)
To be continued.......

Seanthehedgehog and tailsfan111 like this

applejackrocks Please comment I know the title didn't match the part 1 of the story if u have any ideas please tell me

Dragon-88 It very well written, I like how AJ and Rainbow are competing with each other!

Seanthehedgehog I found a classic.

Jade_23 ew. xD

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puncak, atas six worst shippings

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...

Applejewel

added by Tunder2510

Source: Me

CHiPs Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the selanjutnya pony we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do anda want boss?
Gordon: We need anda to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...

CHiPs Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: anda feel alright? Can anda drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: anda were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with anda until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...

CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit oleh sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her bmw M4 safety car.

Sean: anda know it's not really a safety car if anda keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But anda don't need to crash into us. anda f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are anda talking about? Your car...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE (Canada24's version)..

posted by Canada24

Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a cinta story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 89 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought anda berkata there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....

puncak, atas 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked oleh all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fan label Iron Will as a...

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Home- Oneshot 2/2

posted by alinah_09

____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw jeruk, orange hair and zamrud, emerald green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the pony offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be lebih serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have anda here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, pelangi Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) anda can call me "anything anda want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but anda could call me "anything anda want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: anda should have some to keep anda awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: anda stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. anda need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are anda going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten menit until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse anda do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat cupcake On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

pelangi Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was lebih like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To pelangi Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Don't Eat cupcake On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and pelangi Dash found my scooter. It was stolen oleh some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go halaman awal Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat cupcake On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... anda know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're pelangi Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of pelangi Dash, do anda remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat cupcake On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and pelangi Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why anda shouldn't eat cupcake on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked oleh some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...