Chobits: Sumomo Takes a Message

I'm so sorry if this sucks, it's my first artikel about creatures and stuff...

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I sat alone in the woods, waiting. In this kingdom, the forest is a scary place. Full of creatures of who-knows-whats. anda never know when someone is just going to pop out at you...
"Sofie!"
"AHHHHH!" I fell off the stump and almost smacked my face in a nearby tree. I sat there and stared at Duncan as he giggled a little but offered to help me up.
"Ok, anda called me here for a reason, what do anda want?" I asked taking his hand and...

"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the dipan, sofa in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell anda that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that anda have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault anda like food! Thats just who anda are!" I berkata in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals....