hmdmm .n.

**99% of the credit goes to Rumiko Takahashi. This is one of my favorit chapters in Ranma 1/2, so I'm re-creating it in a lebih sophisticated dialogue.**

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"Oh, Upperclassman Kuno!"
"Please, Upperclassman Kuno!" The two beautiful ladies pleaded on their knees wrapped in frilly outfits.
"Mm...?" Kuno mumbled, "The pigtailed girl! And Akane Tendo!"
"You have to decide, Upperclassman Kuno!" The red head berkata with her hands oleh her mouth.
"Which of us do anda love?"
"Hmmm..." he mumbled again, staring into their eyes. "I cinta anda bo--"
BE-BAP!
"You have to choose..." The pigtailed girl smiled, lifting a...

So yeah...-_- I was pretty positive I was getting a new car until today when I found out that Bruce Willis was in a movie called 'Die Hard' and it's damn well true. I went in to get him inspected, positive that the mechanic was gonna take one look him and go "O_o This looks like anda uncovered it from the sands of time while on an archaeology expedition in the arctic." And then proceed to mandi, shower me with a torrential cascade of rejection stickers while humming Styx's 'I'm Sailing Away' with a back-up chorus of penguins wearing puncak, atas hats BUT ALAS. Bruce is here. In my driveway. Refusing to throw...