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Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.

Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”

She agrees one lebih time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:

Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny:...
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He is soo cute
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Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorit food is superior.
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In this annual, delicious dual to the death, Anthony and Ian pit their favorit foods against each other. In 2008, veteran pink-frosted sprinkled donut faces some stiff and sugary cinnamon competition when bold newcomer churro steps into the ring.
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A bunny goes to a pantai and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are anda OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are anda doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes anda kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! anda just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a ikan paus, paus during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a ikan paus, paus as well. A few moments later a ikan paus, paus comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the ikan paus, paus and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
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Funny when things never change
Even when anda say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

anda tell me that anda cinta me
When I go to leave
anda tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that anda are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that anda don't cinta me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see anda cinta another girl
anda know that anda broke my jantung
anda know that your my world

But while your standing oleh my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together
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