"The Sin Eater"
Ichabod …
... is confused oleh Abbie’s yelling at an umpire during a baseball game.
"The Midnight Ride"
Ichabod …
... is baffled oleh the concept of a supermarket. (“My God, where do anda procure such massive quantities of preserves? Is there a nearby citadel?”)
... is confounded oleh the concept of bottled water. (“You paid? For water?”)
... is troubled oleh wastefulness. (“The extent to which your generation has defiled this earth is truly mind-boggling.”)
... is confused oleh cell phones. He picks up a can of food when Abbie’s rings.
... doesn’t understand how to end a...
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