Sorry if this has been added already. I really enjoyed this one because it they are so in character . Enjoy :-)

"She peed on me."

"I know."

"Twice."

"I know."

"You so owe me."

"I know."

"I knew this was a mistake from the moment anda asked me."

"And yet anda still did it."

"When one of my friends asks for help with a long overdue parasite extermination problem, I feel obligated to oblige."

"Her name is Rachel, and she's not a parasite. And I didn't ask anda to exterminate her, I asked anda to babysit."

"Which I did."

"Hardly well."

"As least I wasn't out selling myself for money. How much do anda really want that new lab in pathology?"

"I wasn't selling myself."

"Date night push up bra? Neckline so low I could see your bellybutton? Sorry, but that's selling yourself."

"Maybe I wouldn't have had to sell myself if anda hadn't ruined the original interview. Planting your underwear on the guest chair is just spiteful."

"Speaking of spite - and words that rhyme with it - your parasite has quite a set of teeth on her."

"I told her to use them," Cuddy grinned.

"You also told her to throw your underwear out the window?"

"We both know that was you."

"Hmm... anda have no proof. Let's keep talking about your little Picasso."

"Oh, anda mean the dinding drawings? Hmm, something tells me a three tahun old can't draw diagrams like that atau spell the word squish mitten."

"She's advanced," House shrugged. "What can I say, the gene pool gave anda a bone."

"I'm going to give a bone if anda don't watch out," she threatened.

"Trust me, anda gave me one already... Which brings us nicely back to those favours anda owe me."

"What did anda have in mind?" She berkata seductively.

"Something involving whipped cream and tongue depressors, maybe? I'll have to think on it."

"While anda do that, I'm going to make sure my child isn't traumatised."

"Don't be dramatic," he chided. "She's fine."

"You threw her favourite boneka out the window."

"She wouldn't go to bed," he justified.

"So anda decided on toy town massacre?"

"She had a tantrum," he shrugged.

"You have tantrums all the time, and anda don't see me throwing your cane, Vicodin and ball-y off the first floor balcony."

"That's 'cause you're weak. As proven last night, I'd be an excellent father."

"Says the man who told a child that the boogeyman would be coming to get her for sure, because she was stinking out the place with her dirty kid-germs?"

"Instilling fear and discipline at a young age is essential if anda want to have any semblance of control over her later in life."

"I'm going to instil fear into anda right now," she took a step toward him.

"You couldn't instil fear in a kitten, Cuddles," he took his own step closer. "Which is why you'll need me to help in the following years."

"I'm not ever asking anda for help ever again!" She vowed.

"Do anda want to punish me?"

"Yes."

"Do anda want to spank me, doctor?"

"Do anda want me to spank you?"

"Oh yes," he whispered, his lips almost on hers.

And then, predictively, Wilson opened the door. He furrowed his eyebrows when he saw the two of them near-kissing. "What are anda two doing?"

"Talking." House answered, pulling back and retrieving his cane from it's leaning post. Cuddy just looked flustered.

"Talking about what?" Wilson asked.

"Pest control." House answered, then ducked out of the room.