(Spin-off of the Card meja Dating skit oleh Richard Jeni)
I say when anda meet your other self anda don't want a makan malam table, what anda want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the meja and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see anda poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
I say when anda meet your other self anda don't want a makan malam table, what anda want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the meja and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see anda poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
Allies:
France x England
Canada x America
Russia x China
Axis:
Germany x Italy
jepang x Greece
Soviet:
Latvia x Ukraine
Estonia x Belarus
Lithuania x Poland
Nordics:
Sweden x Finland
Denmark x Norway
Iceland x Hong Kong
Other:
Austria x Switzerland
Prussia x Hungary
Spain x Romano
Sealand x Liechtenstein
South Korea x Taiwan
Germania x Roman Empire
Netherlands x Belguim
Egypt x Seychelles
Thailand x Vietnam
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey atau something! oleh the way I am born in the tahun of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the hetalia countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake atau dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece tikus YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea tikus atau ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/