Hullo, hullo, my fanpop peeps. It's me again, back with another artikel nobody cares about 😄

I've been wanting to share this a long, loooooooooooong time. It's called "How I've Gotten Into EDM."


(I hope the person flagging my artikel has been banned, atau he/she at least quit, because it's not funny. If not, I'm gonna go back to not menulis artikel here again.)

2011-early 2013: Electropop Craze

Some of anda are familiar with the 128-BPM electropp craze that was hitting the airwaves. Am I right? I'm gonna daftar a few songs, and anda tell me if any of them ring a bell:

LMFAO ft. Goonrock & Lauren...

Sup, bxtches? It's M4RSH4DOW here, and I'll be starting a story, called Rixwood High.

This series will be based on a semi-rich high school, where you'll rarely see poor atau middle-class students. I'm here to tell anda about some info and characters of the story.

Without further ado, let's get into it:

It'll be focused on the Rixwood area in some ways.
While this may be a high school story, I wanna focus on Rixwood, the fictional city in Texas that was coined oleh me and other people on Quotev.

Collaborations and suggestions are welcome.
While I may work alone, feel free to add suggestions in the comment...

Hullo, friends and clubmates! M4RSH4DOW is back! With a new article. This is about some unpopular opinions of mine.

Please note: They're just my opinions.

Let's get started!

-Tupac and Biggie aren't even that great.

-I don't mind edm-pop (future pop, future bass, shit of that matter), but Marshmello, The Chainsmokers, Kygo, Avicii, and Martin Garrix get ENTIRELY too much recognition on puncak, atas 40/Pop radio stations. EDM-pop and dj mixes are the only reasons I really listen to radio stations of berkata genre.

-Michael Jackson isn't this perfect guy people made him out to be.

-I don't care for Skittles....

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an jam down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

Rob went to visit Mark at the hospital.

Mark: *Laying in a bed* The doctor says it'd be better if I wasn't in a convertible.
Rob: That's the detik time anda landed on the roof. I hope it's the last.
Sarah: Me too sugar.
Mark: Thanks honey.
Rob: I wish anda two a happy relationship.
Mark: Why don't we do something together once I get out of jail?
Rob: I hope we can. I'm moving onto a different city. Might stay in Missouri, but for now, I want to keep going west.
Mark: Well if anda ever return to St. Louis, come say hello to us.
Rob: I certainly will.

Rob walked out of the hospital. When he got to his Mercedes,...

At King's Fried Rice, Rob and Mark met up with seven other racers. William had a big race set for them.

William: Okay. The nine of anda will race three laps around Fairground Park. anda will go around the park clockwise, so if anda turn right instead of left when anda get on North Grand Boulevard, anda will be going the wrong way.
Rob: I think we got it.
William: Then good luck.

The racers walked towards their cars.

Mark: Were anda able to make any upgrades?
Rob: Just some new tires, and I removed the bumpers. There wasn't much time to do anything else.
Mark: William berkata they're high performance. Some...

William took Mark, and Rob towards the two cars. They were back in Jennings.

William: The moment anda enter St. Louis is very important. anda will keep the cops off your tail.
Rob: What if it's highway patrol, atau state police?
William: Then anda worry, but I doubt that'll occur. Good luck.

The two men got out, and William drove away.

Rob: I'll take the Mercedes.
Mark: That works out well. I wanted the Plymouth.
Rob: If nothing bad happens, stay on West Florissant Avenue. Otherwise, try to lose them on the smaller roads.
Mark: At night? I won't have any trouble doing that.

Not far away, Noah and Paul were...

William sat down with Hilary in front of a televisi set. The two of them were watching The Andy Griffith Show.

Rob: *Standing with Mark, knocking on William's door*
William: I'll get it. *Walks over to the door, and opens it. He is surprised to see Mark, and Rob* anda two finally decide to get along?
Rob: We were hoping anda could help us.
William: Oh yeah? How?
Mark: Let us come in, and we'll tell you.
Hilary: *Watches William return with Mark, and Rob* Rob! *Runs over to him, and kisses him*
Mark: She really loves you.
Hilary: *Angry* And what are anda doing here?
Rob: Hilary, it's okay. We've set...

Rob and Mark made it to a telephone booth.

Mark: I gotta call my girl.
Rob: anda do that. I'll keep an eye out for the cops.
Sarah: *Reading a superman comic as she jawaban her phone* Hello?
Mark: Sarah, are anda busy right now?
Sarah: Not yet. What do anda need?
Mark: I need anda to come pick me and Rob up.
Sarah: That tikus who keeps beating anda at those races?
Mark: Look, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to let that slide, if he is.
Rob: *Nods*
Mark: Please come pick us up. We're on Giles Avenue in Dutchtown. We'll be waiting for anda at the intersection with Chippewa Street. Can anda make...

At a police station, men in expensive suits were talking about something important. Two of them, were Noah Fox, and Paul Handarez.

Noah: We've been informed about a car theft that occurred across the river in Illinois.
Paul: Whoever that driver was, was last spotted in our town. The car that was stolen was a brand new Oldsmobile. We believe he'll be stealing another car. I want at least one car with two officers on every block throughout this whole city. I don't care if anyone has to go through overtime. No one can have vacation time until this suspect is stopped.
Noah: That includes even us....

Rob woke up at William's house, but it was empty. All he found was a note, left on his stomach.

Rob: *Grabs the note, and begins to read it* That's an odd place to leave a note. Oh boy.

You missed today's race, but to make it up to you, I have something special planned tonight. Don't go anywhere until I get back. Signed, William.

Rob: I wonder what he wants me to do now.
William: *Walks in with Hilary* To answer that question, anda will steal another car for me.
Rob: How did you-
William: It's an Oldsmobile this time. You'll have to go back in Illinois to get it. Does this concern you?
Rob: No. I was...

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Rob met up with Hilary at a fancy rumah makan, bistro called Vin De Set.

Hilary: *Sitting with Rob at the bar*
Rob: So, where's your Dad?
Hilary: He dropped me off here. I'm all yours for tonight.
Rob: He doesn't want anda back home?
Hilary: *Giggles* He does, but not until tomorrow morning.
Rob: If anda don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Hilary: 21. anda look like you're in your 20's too.
Rob: I'm 25.
Hilary: Perfect.
Rob: Yeah?
Hilary: I like my men, a little older.
Rob: anda don't say.
Hilary: I do. *Slowly leaning towards Rob, preparing to ciuman him*
Rob: *Slowly mowing towards Hilary*
Mark: *Kicks the door...

The selanjutnya morning, Rob appeared at another race. Mark was also there, along with several others. This time they were on the western side of town, on South Skinker Boulevard.

Racer 95: Hey. I heard anda beat Mark at a 1 on 1.
Racer 53: Yeah, how did it happen?
Rob: It was on a figure 8. Mark and I had to race around the track going in opposite directions, until one of us crashed. He hit the front of my car, and landed on his roof.
Racer 95: That's how anda won?
Racer 53: Genius. I heard anda also mencuri a Porsche for Mr. Hunsacker.
Rob: Did anda actually see me do it?
Racer 53: I think so. That was perfect...

Rob arrived at William's house. They were inside, drinking bourbon.

William: I want another Porsche. A newer model.
Rob: anda mean, anda want me to steal one?
William: Yes.
Rob: I have to admit, I've done a lot of jalan, street racing before, but no one has ever asked me to steal a car for them.
William: Times are changing, jalan, street racing is no exception.
Rob: Where do I find it?
William: I'll take anda to it. Let's go.

Just north of St. Louis was a town known as Jennings. Rob was taken there to get the Porsche for William.

William: This ain't bootlegging, but this is what racing's all about. Get back to my place...

On an abandoned racetrack in the shape of a figure 8, Mark and Rob were taken over there oleh William. Two cars from 1960 awaited the drivers. One was a Porsche, and the other, a Corvette. They were selanjutnya to each other, facing the opposite direction.



William: I am giving the Corvette to Mark.
Rob: That's fine, I'll still win.
William: Your objective is to race as fast as anda can until someone crashes. Loser has to pay for damages.
Mark: Now I'll tampil anda what I got.
Rob: I can't wait.

The two men got in their cars. William had the flag for them.

William: Ready?! *Waving the flag* Go!!

Song:...

The selanjutnya morning, Rob arrived at the Beaumont High School. Five others were there, including someone else with a Mustang.

Mark: Hey. Who's the new guy?
Rob: Rob Daley. I see anda also drive a Mustang.
Mark: Yes. They seem to be populer cars.
Rob: anda win often?
Mark: Yes. Let's keep it that way, okay?

William arrived in his Cadillac. His daughter was sitting selanjutnya to him.

William: *Steps out of the car with his daughter* Good to see that y'all made it. My daughter here has the map of the course. Hilary, pass 'em out.
Hilary: Sure thing father. *Giving the six racers maps*
Rob: *Gets his map*
Mark: *Gets...

Hyde Park. Rob arrived here to cari for lebih jalan, street racers. He found someone sitting selanjutnya to a yellow and grey station wagon.

Southern Man: Can I help anda boy?
Rob: As a matter of fact, anda can. I'm looking for some competition, in jalan, street racing.
Southern Man: How many races have anda won in this here state?
Rob: Well, none actually, but that's only because I just came here for the very first time.
Southern Man: anda ain't ever set foot in Missouri, huh? Okay, anda gotta get to William L. Hunsacker. He's the one anda need to talk to. You'll find him on Cass Avenue. He lives there, about a block away...

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Narrator: In the 21st century, we have many ways to travel. One of the populer ways to go is oleh automobile. Whether it's a short drive to the supermarket, atau a long trip down the highway to visit family in another state, you'll see millions of people in automobiles.
Nascar Racers: *Going around the Daytona Speedway*
Narrator: But people also use cars for racing. Nascar is a popular...

Yo, guys. I hope everyone enjoyed Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. Anyways, it's time for part 2 of The Rise Of Garnet Rainbow, a Pokémon: Aura Warriors Fanfic!

*on a land ship* Where the fuck... are we?
Aura: I don't...
Violet: Hello, sister and future brother-in-law. 😈 *heels clack against the cold floor*
Violet! I thought anda were dead.
Violet: We were brought to the future before our deaths, thanks to Ganetto.
Ganetto? How the fuck did he get a hold of time travel?! Violet: He has a time machine, powered oleh a sample of your garnet aura.
I can travel in time... But anda let us go! *draws...