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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started menulis GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled as my longest running character..

My thoughts of the real Packie haven't changed. I actually get "sad" when I forget to use him in GTA5 heists. atau don't go drinking with him in GTA4.. Espically cause I cinta the voice actor..

God bless that "Danny boy."

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#2: TREVOR PHLLIPS:
 "Want me to get my dick out again?"
"Want me to get my dick out again?"


cinta him atau hate him, Trevor Phillips is Trevor Phillips. It's hard to ignore how contagious Steve Ogg's prefamance is, clearing having way to much fun with this. And making the character a fan favorit amongst the GTA crowd. And gained Stevey boy a few awards. And no doubt gained him huge popularity.

After he appeared on Walking dead as Simon, it did make me realize I actually really cinta this actor. On TV TROPES I even put "The fact Trevor Phillips is on Walking Dead" under awesoome.. And the fact he's playing a scene stealing, hammy psychopath under "hilarious in hindsight".

Amazingly, they even manage to make feel actually sorry for the guy. The lebih we get to know him. We begin to realize. Underneath the insanity, is a lonely man suffering abandonment issues..

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#3: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:


I'm probably one of the few who prefers his real name over De Santa. But anyway.. Whatever happened to Ned Luke? I always loved his voice as Michael. I saw him Law and Order. But that about it..

Michael isn't always the most likable atau even rational human being, espically compared to my stories.. But there's so much to like about him, that of "coarse" he gets a high rank..

Like Arthur morgan he's a highly self hating cynic. So there's something to compare them with..

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#4: JOHNNY KLEBITZ:
 "A brother might stab anda in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let anda down."
"A brother might stab anda in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let anda down."


I'm still not 100% over his death.. But I do admit, it's very interesting a unqiue way to introduce Trevor's character... But that alone isn't even my only reason I hate the scene... Johnny became a broken shell of his formal self. Not even sure I can still call it Johnny.

Oh well. Always fun going back and playing as him. Between Scott Hill's voice and his badass lines, what's not to love...

So long biker boy...

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#5: NIKO BELLIC:


Niko is certainly a unique one.. GTA4 is generally lebih serious. And Niko is a PTSD suffering veteran who, despite being a generally nice guy. He is very terrifying in every other sense.

But he's a greatly beloved character. And remains high in most lists like this..

Unfortantely his story is one of the saddest ones of GTA. And there's a theory that the reason Liberty City is so dark and despressing is because, that's how Niko sees it.. If that true, it would mean Johnny is also depressed, as Luis's game sees Liberty City as bright and beautiful..

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#6: LAMAR DAVIS:


Admittedly all things that are positives about Lamar, can also be negatives about Lamar. As he is also a complete moron. And quite whiny.

But he's still fun regardless. And I really get the sense his actor was having so much fun. Maybe improvised most lines..

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#7: FRANKLIN CLINTON:


Admittedly the first time I played GTA5, Franklin was "okay". He was fun to play, but as character he was very bland and forgettable. It wasn't until the game broke and I eventually got it again, for Xbox 1 this time, that I finally gained respect for this man.. Why.. Because he really does seem like the "only decent human being in Los Santos".

atau least compared the people he gets involved in. Both in story and side-missions.. Things like that make anda really cinta a character anda use to be "indifferent" towards.. Well, at least for GTA it does..

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#8: LUIS LOPEZ:


Same case as Franklin. When anda compare him to Niko and Johnny.. Luis really strikes as the only normal one in Liberty City.. What really helps is the fact he's so friggin sarcastic. He really does lighten the mood compared to the dark and serious tones of Niko and Johnny..

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#9: ROMAN BELLIC:


I've been asking this for years..

Why does everyone hate Roman Bellic. Sure he's a little annoying, but he really does care about you, and is a really nice guy. He's the only characters I don't mind hanging out with (well him and my favorit character, Packie). Everyone loves to say he always call anda go bowling. Funny thing is. He "never" asks me to go bowling, I have have ask 'him'. In fact he's the only character who never bitches at me for not calling them every 5 minutes. So I actually enjoy his company. He's always there for me.

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#10: STEVE HEINES:
Had to throw in a 10th character to complete the list, this was the first one I could think off. So went with that sorta logic.. I just like how sarcastic he is. And his voice actor two..


LEAVE COMMENTS:
#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves anda kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended oleh WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I cinta Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the detik trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on api and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never tampil hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a jantung of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as anda have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the pisau gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even lebih easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase anda out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when anda run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, anda won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his pantat, keledai handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what anda want about Americans but we understand capitalism. anda buy yourself a product and anda get what anda pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store malaikat of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn anda for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! anda did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time atau another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There anda are anda little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. anda know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did anda just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it anda two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see anda again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will tampil it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populer enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. atau your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I cinta grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much lebih comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, anda have the choice of killing him atau letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if anda choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted anda to do this.

Even if anda kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told anda to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is membagi, split personalitied. One menit he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered atau something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far lebih dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And lebih capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know berkata this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing anda can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every hari assurance..

As I berkata before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown oleh his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, oleh nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even lebih notable when anda play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much lebih color and life into it. This certainly makes it lebih unique than 5.. But honestly, I just cinta the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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video
comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly anda never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie anda are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a nyamuk bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before anda even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
anda better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna meninju, pukulan anda square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If anda don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
anda don't understand. anda don't understand because anda don't understand liberty. anda don't understand freedom. So anda put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! anda hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
anda tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him halaman awal oleh tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If anda have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!