Chapter 1- Introduction
Let me tell anda a story about Jeff the Killer. But first, I have to set a few things straight:
1, No, Jeff hasn't ever killed anyone. He couldn't kill a bug with bug spray.
2. No, his eyelids aren't burnt off. He does, however, wear a lot of eyeliner.
3. Yes, he is super pale. But he was never set on fire. He just never leaves the house.
4. Yes, his mouth is cut. But it's not cut open. It's lebih atau less like the Joker's.
5. He's not strong. I've beaten him several times in arm wrestling.
6. He's the biggest douchebag you'd ever meet.
Anyways, my name is Brendan. Let's start the story, shall we?
Let me tell anda a story about Jeff the Killer. But first, I have to set a few things straight:
1, No, Jeff hasn't ever killed anyone. He couldn't kill a bug with bug spray.
2. No, his eyelids aren't burnt off. He does, however, wear a lot of eyeliner.
3. Yes, he is super pale. But he was never set on fire. He just never leaves the house.
4. Yes, his mouth is cut. But it's not cut open. It's lebih atau less like the Joker's.
5. He's not strong. I've beaten him several times in arm wrestling.
6. He's the biggest douchebag you'd ever meet.
Anyways, my name is Brendan. Let's start the story, shall we?
Death the Kid: Hey, can I just shoot them. I'm real bored
Liz: Why would anda want to shoot them..... Well, Black Star, I can see why, but why Soul
Death the Kid: Nothing against Soul... but I just really cinta to shoot stuff
(About a few detik away)
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude (Hugs Soul)
Soul: (Hugs back) Dude
Black Star: Dude
Death the Kid: Bored now
Soul: Du- (Both of them get shot)
Death the Kid: Ah. That's better
Fans: OH MY GOD, HE SHOT SOUL....... (Unconcerned) Oh, and.... he also shot... I think his name was Black Stall
Liz: Why would anda want to shoot them..... Well, Black Star, I can see why, but why Soul
Death the Kid: Nothing against Soul... but I just really cinta to shoot stuff
(About a few detik away)
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude
Soul: Dude
Black Star: Dude (Hugs Soul)
Soul: (Hugs back) Dude
Black Star: Dude
Death the Kid: Bored now
Soul: Du- (Both of them get shot)
Death the Kid: Ah. That's better
Fans: OH MY GOD, HE SHOT SOUL....... (Unconcerned) Oh, and.... he also shot... I think his name was Black Stall
Death the Kid: anda CAN'T SAY SEVEN! SAY EIGHT, DAMMIT! EIGHT IS BETTER! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CUT THE NUMBER SEVEN IN HALF AND MAKE IT SYMMETRICAL! IT HAS TO BE EIGHT INSTEAD! EIGHT CUT IN HALF VERTICALLY atau HORIZONTALLY STAYS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL! (Breaks down and starts whimpering) I beg you, please say eight. I'm begging you
Soul: ................. Dude, seriously, what the f**k is wrong with you. Are anda mentally challenged atau something
(And, I am out of ideas for this scene, so for the remainder of the time, I give anda dots .................................. ........................... ......... .......................................... ............... . . . . . . ...............)
Soul: ................. Dude, seriously, what the f**k is wrong with you. Are anda mentally challenged atau something
(And, I am out of ideas for this scene, so for the remainder of the time, I give anda dots .................................. ........................... ......... .......................................... ............... . . . . . . ...............)
Black Star: And thats how I let him get away
Death: Black Star, I have never, and I mean never, wanted to hit a little kid as much as you
Black Star: ....... So your not here to reward me? Well, thats okay, I'm hear to reward anda (Holds out sheet of paper with his name on it) It's an autograph from me
Death: (Hits Black bintang in the face) I f**king hate you, Black Star. I really do. Go die. Seriously, go f**king die
(And........ I got nothing else............ So yeah.................. That's about it................... Well, that's mah mama................................................. I'll be going now)
Death: Black Star, I have never, and I mean never, wanted to hit a little kid as much as you
Black Star: ....... So your not here to reward me? Well, thats okay, I'm hear to reward anda (Holds out sheet of paper with his name on it) It's an autograph from me
Death: (Hits Black bintang in the face) I f**king hate you, Black Star. I really do. Go die. Seriously, go f**king die
(And........ I got nothing else............ So yeah.................. That's about it................... Well, that's mah mama................................................. I'll be going now)
