Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy anda right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are anda with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did anda get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, anda didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then anda wouldn't be able to play the gitar anymore, and all of your friends would leave anda alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am menulis to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to anda on the very first hari of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me lebih times to write letters to you....
Awwwww <3 Poor Draco
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selanjutnya time I need a permission slip atau need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse
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I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t pindah forward, why shouldn’t we… pindah back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do anda want to be my friend?
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