What's Your Take - artikel 71 - awan Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final fantasi 7 is one of my favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE artikel IF anda HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but awan walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that awan just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers lebih grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

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Corner of Horror - Episode 59 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Day 29 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Back in the 70s, when film were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director oleh the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my friends find to be one of the best slasher film out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.

The movie follows a woman oleh the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

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Crimson Salvation Pilot Episode

posted by windwakerguy430

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

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∞ Reasons Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is Evil

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some lebih mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icon and certainly one of the most populer anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 19 - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot lebih of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I cinta oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which anda know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...

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How Resident Evil's Horror and Silent bukit, bukit, hill 2' Horror is Different

posted by windwakerguy430

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may cinta those family friendly nintendo games, and all of those bright warna in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil (Jill's Side)

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple anjing (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! anda don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should membagi, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

puncak, atas 5 funniest responses to "Do midgets have night vision?"

posted by Canada24

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable oleh radar....

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 100 favorit Video Games (Short)

posted by windwakerguy430

Boy, do I cinta video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to daftar the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million lebih games, I may make another daftar in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after anda get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

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puncak, atas ten worst Squidward moments

posted by Canada24

#10: halaman awal SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple halaman awal grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this oleh making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

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Patrick Star: puncak, atas ten worst moments

posted by Canada24

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's hari (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 100 Animated Shows Part 10 FINALE

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, we’re finally at the puncak, atas ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied

Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The tampil is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the pantai named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Worst film I've Ever Seen

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing film out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell anda all the worst film I have ever seen. First off, these have to be film that I have seen, so no food Fight, Biodome, atau any of the animated titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands

posted by windwakerguy430

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, atau are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, atau Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel

#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Bad Endings in Video Games (MAJOR SPOILERS)

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. anda know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish anda for your poor choices throughout the game and give anda a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. anda know, the ones that make anda want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, atau any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I cinta Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favorit games of all time. And, I REALLY cinta the rare items. Probably because they are based off other nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favorit items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar

#10: api Bar - Now, this is the api Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around api balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Most Hated Zelda Dungeons

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I cinta so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, atau were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that anda didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, atau it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth

#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. anda have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, anda actually have...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten lebih Lovable Douchebags

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, after I made my puncak, atas Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot lebih lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many lebih lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the lebih nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character anda meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th dinding lebih times...

puncak, atas 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And puncak, atas 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

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What's Your Take - artikel 103 - NOT Skitty on Wailord CRAPtion

posted by windwakerguy430

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon hari Care Center. Here, anda can leave two Pokemon. When anda leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....