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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final fantasi 7 is one of my favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE artikel IF anda HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but awan walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that awan just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers lebih grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Reboots are something in the entertainment industry that we should just get used to. Hollywood and the animasi industry have diberikan reboots a real bad name, what with many bad reboots of classic kartun to butchered reboots of famous 80s film anda like to say are classics yet have never watched. Reboots can be good... But because negativity gets attention, I'm not gonna defend it. Instead, let's talk about how reboots ruined everything in the gaming industry. From the most basic of brand new ideas to the worst kinds out there, this is the ten worst video game reboots.

~#10~

Okay, this one...
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When it comes to the mind of a child, many things can appear new to them. Their still developing psyches have not yet allowed them to experience everything in the world. They will see things differently than adults do, and everything that the adult human finds to be a normal thing will be completely alien to children. This could be a new and exciting experience to some kids, but at the same time, it can lead to them being mortified and scared of something, until they finally grow out of it. So, what the hell did any of that have to do with video games? None, probably, but it sure did make me...
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Song: link

Shayne: *Nervously listens to the music*
Kevin: I don't think this is good!
Hawkeye: Usually something bad happens when this song is playing!
Sean The Hedgehog: Run away!
Sonic: I detik that!

Everyone ran away.

Saten Twist: *Appears* Where did everyone go? I'm the host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. The name is Saten Twist oleh the way, and I'm in On The Block. The schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

On The Block
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents...
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Astrel Sky: Drums!! *Excitedly runs around in circles*
Hawkeye: Didn't know she was into drums that much.
Percy: Mickey? As in Mickey Mouse?
Applejack: Could be.
Mily: Yay, I'm in another cameo!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I! *Lands in front of Mily*
Mily: Uh, how come anda sound exactly like me?
Rainbow Dash: Same voice actress?
Mily: Could be. *Backs away from pelangi Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. I'm pelangi Dash, from The Adventures of pelangi Dash, and I shall be your host for tonight. Coming up, we got My Little Pornstar, with my show, The Adventures of pelangi Dash.

This...
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#1: THE RING:
If anda seen the trailer.. Your think it's just stupid movie.. But appearently it's actually a very smart movie.. I never seen it, so not certain.


#2: INSIDIOUS:
Jump scares done "right".


#3: THE GIFT:
I can't explain anything without spoiling it.
But basically Jason Bateman are dealing with an old friend, that's basically the standard creepy neighbour, being way too nice.. But the end anda would not see coming..


#4: PLAY MISTY FOR ME:
A 1971 film where a guy gets stalked oleh a emotionally disturbed young woman, who gets way too close than he likes..


#5: ONE jam PHOTO:
Everyday we meet helpful strangers at the grocery store, the gas station, and the bank. Most of them are just employees doing a job with a smile on their face, moving from one customer to the next, but sometimes they can take an unhealthy obsession with our personal lives..
Oh boy, here we go. We had to get to a really awful movie eventually. Now, this isn’t like Elves, Silent Night, Deadly Night atau Jack Frost. This movie we are reviewing isn’t a so bad it’s good movie. No, this movie is just all bad. I hate it… In case it wasn’t clear. I talked about the classic 1980s Nightmare on Elm jalan, street and the terrible remake for October Movie Marathon. And, on Christmassacre, I talked about Black Christmas. So, that’s right, I’m talking about the terrible remake, the 2006 remake of Black Christmas. Also, I couldn’t find gambar because of the violence. Plus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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 The lingkaran comes from the right, followed oleh Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The lingkaran comes from the right, followed oleh Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.

Alan: *Sitting selanjutnya to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 present

Six Shooters 3

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
Hannah Belle as Catherine Laurent
Nikki Glaser as Jane Rinnon...
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Back when making low budget film wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man oleh the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my favorit film of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE anda AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let anda go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, anda and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck anda for being interested in things, anda stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White sarung tangan Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused oleh the White sarung tangan Killer. He was soon found out to be the White sarung tangan Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Yesus Christ, people. I mean, Yesus FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already tampilkan anda all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the penulis telling us that the Big Dance, atau rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. anda know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the jalan, street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten oleh parasprites, and now anda want me to buy anda a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are anda in a bad mood? natal is coming soon....
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There are a lot of film out there. And a lot of film have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from film that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in film that just plain piss me off. So, I present to anda all my daftar for the puncak, atas Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for lebih than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it atau not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, jalan, street Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the tahun 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed anda to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Now, if anda know me, anda would know that my favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my detik favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. anda kinda lack good sidequests. I guess nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell anda all the puncak, atas Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give anda items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb kutipan are "Welcome to Hell World" atau "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the api Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api challenge, where anda set yourself on api for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take