What's Your Take - artikel 71 - awan Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final fantasi 7 is one of my favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE artikel IF anda HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but awan walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that awan just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers lebih grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 4 - Doge

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the tampil Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog oleh saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher diposting pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up tampilkan the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...

Windwakerguy's puncak, atas 10 Most Disappointing Games Ever Played

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Todays daftar is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games atau the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the lost sudip, spatula - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Booze Brothers - Episode 2 - The Job

posted by windwakerguy430

Nick's Revolvers

(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do anda think I brought this halaman awal made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) anda better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: anda worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...

Scarlet kupu-kupu Chapter 6

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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who atau what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the kupu-kupu was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...

Dim Souls - Episode 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Damas: (Being carried oleh the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have anda come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did anda know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would anda come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Jumps Out of a Window

posted by windwakerguy430

Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope anda all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...

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Original Story Idea: Devil's Sorrow

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

In the medieval tahun of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...

My old crossover.. PATRICK MEETS THE SIMPSONS

posted by Canada24

It was a beauitful hari in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's favorit dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a tempat tidur 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because oleh the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If anda die atau fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice berkata as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What anda do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first meninju, pukulan knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

posted by windwakerguy430

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary artikel will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an artikel everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the selanjutnya part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas Ten Non-Horror Games To Play on halloween

posted by windwakerguy430

When the tahun of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From membaca buku of vampire and the undead, to watching film of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell anda that halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is lebih to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 15 favorit Video Game Characters

posted by windwakerguy430

Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that anda want to see lebih of these characters. And so, today, I am going to daftar my puncak, atas ten- no- puncak, atas Fifteen of my favorit video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...

The puncak, atas 100 - #29: Super Mario Galaxy

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this daftar we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the jamur Kingdom to luar angkasa itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small bintang creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my favorit of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan conundrum...

powerpuff girls

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Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

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(This artikel contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. anda have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us lebih than anything that a game atau a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with anda another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of anda who badly wanted that halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...

Corner of Horror - Episode 38 - The Devil's Rejects (Day 8 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by AquaMarine

Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve berkata before that I known Zombie lebih for his film rather than his music, and this is one of the film I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… atau it could turn out like his halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 31 - Nightmare on Elm jalan, jalan, street (Day 1 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at acak and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out oleh the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film oleh horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm jalan, street follows the small...

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 100 favorit film

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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera

99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness

89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho

79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...

Original Stories: Bury Me When I'm Dead

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven atau Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately oleh either an malaikat atau a demon, and that it is also halaman awal to the Seven...