The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, anda know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and anda hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what vampire do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole memukul down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all anda Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless vampire on Buffy.
The serigala Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer animasi of the serigala (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the serigala clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So anda can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. anda Team Jacob fans, I now consider anda semi-sane because anda recognized a HEALTHY relationship. pujian to anda guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely oleh her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her friends at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even lebih with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole tahun older than your 107 tahun old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to cinta anda anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those fan out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected oleh any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in cinta with anda throws anda into a glass meja for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons anda in the forest. A car ride halaman awal would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass meja for her protection? That was totally safe. anda know, because she was bleeding even lebih profusely after the meja than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started tampilkan up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to anda like that anda can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I cinta you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, atau whenever anyone berkata Bella was akting crazy. If anyone spoke reason atau a plot point appeared, it did not tampil again.
Lupin's serigala Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer animasi department because those serigala were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad animasi coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even lebih laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want anda to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If anda don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face meninju, pukulan high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. anda Team Jacobers, anda got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless anda want a really good laugh then oleh all means do. Oh and one lebih thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
it is just MY opinion...
i think it was very well done thinking of it just as a movie anda know it wont ever be exactly like the book ... atau with such many detailz
things i loved:
*the humor they use (for example bella: if things end bad like i would become the meal) haha
*alice ! the character is very well portrayed
*the end ( victoria watching)
*the baseball game!
*men cast haha =P
*stephenie meyer appearing wooow!
things that dissapointed me:
* the clearing ! i dont liked the sparkling effect ...
*it was really fast everything
*alice's story was missing ...
things that were wrong: (i didnt noticed until the third time i saw it)
*billy was driving !
*when edward is playing th e piano for bella he didnt sparkle
*victoria appears in the prom in the crowd (edward would read her thoughtz)
but i like it anyway ! it ir TWILIGHT !
i think it was very well done thinking of it just as a movie anda know it wont ever be exactly like the book ... atau with such many detailz
things i loved:
*the humor they use (for example bella: if things end bad like i would become the meal) haha
*alice ! the character is very well portrayed
*the end ( victoria watching)
*the baseball game!
*men cast haha =P
*stephenie meyer appearing wooow!
things that dissapointed me:
* the clearing ! i dont liked the sparkling effect ...
*it was really fast everything
*alice's story was missing ...
things that were wrong: (i didnt noticed until the third time i saw it)
*billy was driving !
*when edward is playing th e piano for bella he didnt sparkle
*victoria appears in the prom in the crowd (edward would read her thoughtz)
but i like it anyway ! it ir TWILIGHT !
While visiting “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” for an episode that airs this Friday — the same hari Pattinson’s vampiric portrayal of Edward Cullen springs to life on the big screen, he denied having romantic ties to anyone.
“Now, are anda single?” Ellen asked.
“Ah, yeah,” the British actor replied.
And it appears despite women throwing themselves at him regularly, Pattinson may be stuck in singleton mode permanently.
“No one else seems to get into a relationship with me. It’s really strange,” he told Ellen.
“People like screaming at me,” the heartthrob added. “Actually, they like screaming at me in relationships as well. No one wants to commit.”
okay, so, all these people are complaining about Bella's Lullaby. I heard, "Bella's Lullaby sucked in my opinion" atau "The strings and the orchestra weren't supposed to be in the song" atau "They need to cut out the orchestra cuz it sucked with that in it". Just stuff like that which is disrespectful to Summit, Carter Burwell, and all the people associated with the project. People don't need to say such rude komentar about it.
and in my opinion, this is the soundtrack. obviously they are gonna put the score they have that goes with the movie's music. It can't just be a acak piece that doesn't fit in with the rest of the score. that's just what pisses me off. when people judge something too quickly without laying down all the facts.
and in my opinion, this is the soundtrack. obviously they are gonna put the score they have that goes with the movie's music. It can't just be a acak piece that doesn't fit in with the rest of the score. that's just what pisses me off. when people judge something too quickly without laying down all the facts.
Hello My Follow Twilighters!
there's a New Spot Made, it's The Leah and Jacob spot, so if anda like their friendship/relationsip couple wise, feel free to join!
link
gabung TODAY!
where anda can discuss their partnership, with other fans, make/find Leah and Jacob fan Art, and what anda think over all of Jacob and Leah.
and if anda have any concerns, atau request for the spot, don't be scared to ask, also if anda know anyone else who likes the Couple, please spread the Jeah cinta This way :)
DefineDelicate
aka
Tiff
there's a New Spot Made, it's The Leah and Jacob spot, so if anda like their friendship/relationsip couple wise, feel free to join!
link
gabung TODAY!
where anda can discuss their partnership, with other fans, make/find Leah and Jacob fan Art, and what anda think over all of Jacob and Leah.
and if anda have any concerns, atau request for the spot, don't be scared to ask, also if anda know anyone else who likes the Couple, please spread the Jeah cinta This way :)
DefineDelicate
aka
Tiff
Hey! Do anda guys know a good twilight fan site? Help us all out and tell us... so we can go on!
Heres the cool site I found: www.freewebs.com/twilighttrailer
I think that anda all know of stephenie's website..... stepheniemeyer.com
Oh! Also- If anyones knows of a good site to see interviews atau lebih trailer... Tell Me!
Speaking of stephenie's website... did any of anda see the "quote of the day" thing she's doing!? I cinta that idea! what do anda guys think? I like the idea.. and I just cant wait to read Breaking Dawn! The movie should be good too :)
Heres the cool site I found: www.freewebs.com/twilighttrailer
I think that anda all know of stephenie's website..... stepheniemeyer.com
Oh! Also- If anyones knows of a good site to see interviews atau lebih trailer... Tell Me!
Speaking of stephenie's website... did any of anda see the "quote of the day" thing she's doing!? I cinta that idea! what do anda guys think? I like the idea.. and I just cant wait to read Breaking Dawn! The movie should be good too :)
Twilight
Lemons ... get it?
