The wolf clan was kinda awesome, except for the crappy animation and the fact that they're allergic to shirts.
Pros
The Volturi
Finally! Some ACTUAL vampires!! The Volturi I found were pretty awesome because, anda know, they actually were cruel, soulless, mean, and did some actual VAMPIRING. The part towards the end where a tour group of humans is led directly to them and anda hear their screams was pretty awesome. Come on people, that's what vampire do. They drink the blood of huuumans. Sheesh. Also, they were pretty cruel too, what with the whole memukul down of Edward and nearly killing Bella (so bummed that didn't happen). Getting a small glimpse of the actor who will be playing Grindelwald in Deathly Hallows was a nice bonus too. So for all anda Twilight fans, the Volturi are GOOD examples of vampires. Much like the soulless vampire on Buffy.
The serigala Clan
Now why I didn't particularly enjoy the crappy computer animasi of the serigala (more on that later) I did enjoy the characters of the serigala clan. The one scene that I really liked is where we see Sam's fiance, with half her face clawed up. My friend and I definitely agree that even with the claw marks she was amazingly beautiful. I would see a movie about her and Sam in a heartbeat. It would be much much better than this terrible film. Pity they were stuck in it.
Jacob
Lautner got hot. No denying that. Other than the hotness factor though, he was probably the only real character with any dimensions and depth besides Bella's father. The way their relationship built to where Jacob fell for Bella, and she pretty much for him, was very realistic and healthy. So anda can imagine my dissappointment when she chose Edward, who abandoned, controlled, and basically led to much of her depression, over Jacob. anda Team Jacob fans, I now consider anda semi-sane because anda recognized a HEALTHY relationship. pujian to anda guys.
Cons
Bella...you there?
I hate the character of Bella, I truly do. She doesn't think for herself, is defined solely oleh her relationships, and for some reason Stewart could NEVER SHUT HER MOUTH. Even when she wasn't talking!! What was up with that?! Gaah. The fact too that she dissed her friends at school and put her dad through so much crap with the screaming at night (seriously, wtf, she doesn't have PTSD) made me just loathe her character even lebih with a passion. Furthermore, her whole obsession over age was just ridiculous. Ohhh nooo you're a whole tahun older than your 107 tahun old vampire boyfriend!! Now he's not going to cinta anda anymore!!! Yea, stupid. Those fan out there that idolize her, please find a healthier role model such as Eowyn, Hermione, heck even Lily on How I Met Your Mother. Bella is a very unhealthy and psychologically unstable character and is an insult to females everywhere. She didn't even drive her own car most of the time! Disgusting.
How is she special too btw?
If someone can explain how Bella is unaffected oleh any of the vampire's powers, it'd be much appreciated. That just seems like something that's just thrown out there. My theory? It's because Bella has no thoughts!
Edward...dude wtf?!
Sooo this guy that supposedly is totally in cinta with anda throws anda into a glass meja for protection, lies to you, breaks up with you, and abandons anda in the forest. A car ride halaman awal would have been nice plskthnx. Also, the throwing into the glass meja for her protection? That was totally safe. anda know, because she was bleeding even lebih profusely after the meja than she was after the papercut. Also, who has ever bled that much after a papercut anyways, if at all? Furthermore, the fact that he kept "appearing" everytime Bella had an adrenaline rush was just weird. I think if my ex-boyfriend started tampilkan up everytime I had a rush, I'd go and get a CT of my brain to make sure I didn't have a brain tumor a la Izzie seeing Denny b/c of her tumor. Also, the fact that Bella takes him right back after all the crap he put her through was just great. Really shows girls that hey, after a guy lies to anda like that anda can totally trust him again with no really good explanation other than "I cinta you". Nice.
OMG a Plot Point!!!
Annd what was the plot?? Everytime a possible plot point appeared it seemed to get derailed, such as the shots of Victoria, Laurent, atau whenever anyone berkata Bella was akting crazy. If anyone spoke reason atau a plot point appeared, it did not tampil again.
Lupin's serigala Looked Better...
The film must have had the world's worst computer animasi department because those serigala were a travesty. How about those transf...I mean FURSPLOSIONS eh? Really bad animasi coupled with a laughable transformation sequence (FURSPLODE!) led to even lebih laughs. Too bad there weren't enough fursplosions.
That's What She Said!
There were way too many lines in the film where one could easily say that. For example- Bella: I'm coming! Me: That's what she said! Edward: I don't want anda to come! Me: That's what HE said!! If anda don't get the meaning behind that, then please go watch The Office where it is regularly utilized. Furthermore, the scene where Edward kisses Bella in front of her truck after the party was too funny. Edward acted like...well like link SNL skit. Please be forewarned that that link is meant for those 16 and older. That scene probably got one of the biggest laughs out of me.
Blocked
Finally, all the kiss-blocking that poor Jacob suffered through. Face meninju, pukulan high school guy who threw up at an action movie (he's so gay then), Bella denies, and Edward calls just as he macks on the upper lip! Seriously, Jacob should have just pulled an Owen (Grey's Anatomy character), grabbed Bella, and just rocked her world. Doubt she woulda left if he did that.
Overall
Overall, this movie was a travesty to the film community. It was plotless, very poorly acted, and featured a very unhealthy set of characters that girls and women alike should not look up to as role models. Bella should have been thrown in a psych center for the stuff she was experiencing. I'm not going to apologize either if I've offended anyone. This is my honest opinion, and I know I wasn't as kind as I was in my first review. Now you've heard an opinion of an anti-Twilighter. anda Team Jacobers, anda got some respect from me now. Please save your brain cells and your money and do not see this movie. Unless anda want a really good laugh then oleh all means do. Oh and one lebih thing to note. The ending with the whole Marry me? Ending on the *gasp* garnered a huge laugh from our audience. And just for my own satisfaction, FURSPLODE TIME!!
No plot and many opportunities for "That's what she said!" abound in this film. Also, Edward during this kiss is very reminiscent of a certain SNL skit.
Poor Jacob kept getting blocked and denied. In the end, Bella chooses the unhealthy relationship with Edward based on looks rather than the healthy one with Jacob based on the initial strong friendship.
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As anda turned and berkata to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
anda and me, we will be
Years went oleh and nothing changed
The cinta we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on puncak, atas of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
anda and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
anda and me, we will be
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As anda turned and berkata to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
anda and me, we will be
Years went oleh and nothing changed
The cinta we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on puncak, atas of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
anda and me
anda and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
anda and me, we will be
I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If anda done all wrong
anda can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If anda done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
anda can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong anda done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong anda done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If anda done all wrong
anda can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If anda done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
anda can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong anda done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong anda done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
A tear in my brain
Allows the voices in
They wanna push anda off the path
With their frequency wires
And anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But anda don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
anda wish anda felt better
anda wish anda felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Allows the voices in
They wanna push anda off the path
With their frequency wires
And anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But anda don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
anda wish anda felt better
anda wish anda felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
anda can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek anda out
Flay anda alive
One lebih word and anda won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through anda any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for anda to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for anda to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek anda out
Flay anda alive
One lebih word and anda won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through anda any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for anda to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for anda to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
The jam has begun
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for anda cinta always
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my cinta always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for anda cinta always
When the thorn semak, bush turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back halaman awal with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As anda watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear anda calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come halaman awal how will I ever leave
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back halaman awal with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As anda watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear anda calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come halaman awal how will I ever leave
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little lebih fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, atau Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do anda think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden frambos, raspberry foundation was impressed for a different reason.
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little lebih fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, atau Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do anda think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little lebih fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, atau Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do anda think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
