Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big kuda look at the girls? (Because they were changing)
How did the old man die? (Old age)
Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)
Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)
Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down...
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