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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If anda had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious tampilan with anda almost never want anda to share yours with them.
5 - anda should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if anda can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a daging panggang, steak knife....
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